[joe rogan] so you're saying you've never been fed?
[domestic cat that was fed thirty minutes ago] that's right joe. i've never been fed in my entire whole life
[joe rogan] wow
Shaq: what he do chuck
Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle
Earnie: a what?
Kenny: a pickle
Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck
Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man
Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck
My main takeaway from Disclosure Day is that Richard Nixon was such a dipshit his first reaction to Aliens was “Fuck, I gotta show this to my good friend Jackie Gleason”