Cowboy Carson 🐎

[Heifer Hotline @janeinLA]

you try to find a Beyoncé song to walk down the aisle to & every song starts so beauty & then is like i’d rather chop off my fingers & choke & die than to spend ten seconds without you. its like sister wait slow down 😭

[#1 rin defender 🦉🧩 @Bluecatt77]

After Aang lost Appa he really didn’t gaf about anything he told that pregnant lady to abandon hope 😭😭😭

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@Vince_Aries Idk we had a time in DC 🤷🏾‍♂️ I honestly preferred it over a traditional opener. DJ was playing a little bit of everything for all ages and really worked the crowd. We were hype by the time she came out

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@gracecamille_ And then they monitor your reaction while watching it 😵‍💫

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

The worst person I’ve ever known posted a video of himself on Facebook preaching about God’s love. The way he acts the LAST thing I expected him to be was religious lol

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@nottheya Who gaf

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

I dated a doctor from England who was pretty successful and charming. I found his passport one day and he was lying; he was no doctor and not from England, his accent was fake and when I exposed him he randomly dropped his accent and persona. Broke up with him 3 days ago

[Moon Dragon @frozenaesthetic]

Share a piece of lore about yourself

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

Nobody really gaf lol he’s gotta be pandering

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump says he’s “reinstating Columbus Day.”

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

I’m addicted to getting to airports at the last possible second 😭 like it’s a goal of mine. I could have ample time and I’ll still wait to see if I can time it so that I get there and walk straight on the plane

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@jms_tny But the common denominator is mental illness 🙂‍↕️

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@JayElHarris Kinda feel like the bottom line is cleaning up after yourself/your pets lol. It should never get to a point where I’m put in a position to clean up after any mess of yours

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

“But that’s neither here nor there” is a terrifying thing to say. Where is it

[Big O 🦍 @__BigO__]

President of America stood on national television and said the reason a helicopter flew into a commercial jet was because of diversity in the work place…

[Dae @ItsDaeTheDon]

My job hire anybody this girl tryna heat up her food with aluminum foil I told her she can’t do that she tb im new here 😒 girl u can’t do that nowhere.

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

Cedric Diggory really fucked the city up.

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@harmonizedgrace I love when an unpopular opinion is actually unpopular

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@yourGoldenPeak So ain’t nobody praying for me I’m on your head 🙏🏾

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@yourGoldenPeak Literally when I saw this dance I immediately thought of you 😭 like we need to be in rehearsals!!

[Cowboy Carson 🐎 @JaimarCarson]

@IceQuebe_ Idk it’s not that serious. They could charge less in rent, but also I can clearly afford the rent just fine because I’ve been paying it for 7 years. What they do with the money after I’ve forfeited it is not my business, but it happens that they chose to give it back to me