just casper👻

just ur average friendly ghostie

[just casper👻 @JaimeeMackrell]

today i joked about dropping out of nursing school and a patients family member grabbed me and said don’t youre gonna make a great nurse stick it out and IM LITERALLY CRYIN AT THE CLUB

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I am not demure or mindful, I am a little demon waiting for Halloween

[Robert Sterling @RobertMSterling]

When it’s okay to start drinking beer:

Weekday - 5:00 PM

Weekend - 3:00 PM

Weekend if football is on TV - 12:00 PM

Vacation in Europe - 11:00 AM

Fourth of July - 10:00 AM

At an airport - 6:30 AM

[QP @qiyaunnaa]

ngl at target, you just gotta accept your total and go with it

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Happy Submarine Implosion Day to those who observe it

[aurora @writtenbyaurora]

lights, camera, bitch, smile, even when you wanna die

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

that has me screaming

[mariaa @notmariaaa_xz]

crazy how seeing a cyber truck in person will ruin your whole day

[maha @mahaaaay]

going to have a caesar salad girl summer. where i travel to destinations across the globe trying different caesar salads

[•b• ‎📍middle of nowhere @_tinkerB]

I love how the internet is in agreement on two things this week and that you do not mess with Kylie Kelce and more billionaires should explore the Titanic wreckage in submersibles.

[Gülce @exitsenses]

Why’re you mad at me I’m literally 25 I have maybe like two years left to live

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Asheville thank you that was almost as insane as my body in this crop top. We sell crop tops now by the way

[Sara K. Runnels @omgskr]

It’s Firework Girl Summer — make dramatic entrances, get a little lit, have a blast, scare a few people, end the night with a bang, look shitty in pics even though you are beautiful!!!!

[Enrique💲 @enriquee_03]

The moon blocking the sun reminds me of when you blocked me

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Sour Patch Kids has announced they are no longer kids, and will now be called “Sour Patch Adults” with a new saying “sour then sad :(” 😭

[lauren @zeisloft_lauren]

“My language skills are better when I’m drunk”

[just casper👻 @JaimeeMackrell]

i would tho tbh

[lauren @zeisloft_lauren]

“I feel like i would tell the trader joes employees my trauma” @JaimeeMackrell

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Seasonal Affective Disorder and it’s consequences

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

One year of the album that made me whole again. Happy Birthday Stick Season