Jaime LaCasse

a collection of genius and original thoughts produced by a mind that I like to think of as the perfect combination of Aristotle and Bill Belichick

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Adam is heated enough after this experience to tweet his first tweet. Would be laughing at him if one of those burritos in training wasn’t for me..

[Adam Miller @AdamMil84138890]

@ChipotleTweets I don’t think I need to explain what’s going on here

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

You can't control Bigfoot or aliens so you can't control me either

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Are there treatment facilities for people like myself who cannot stop themselves from using 6 hours of their time to argue with strangers in the comment section of Candace Owens Instagram post? I need help.

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

What’s the word for when you’re sitting down and your cat approaches you and wants to be sitting where you’re sitting so you you try to stare them down and say no but eventually you move yourself because you’ve decided the cat is more important than you. Motherhood?

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

I live on a different plane than most of you

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

I am happy that in the absence of Donald Trump there is still someone dedicated to spreading the truth on this platform

[Jose Canseco @JoseCanseco]

Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

[Tyrese Haliburton @Hali]

Keep that same energy you clown.

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Are there people who LOVE coleslaw? I wonder if I know one

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Better, the same, or worse for the environment that I buy new reusable shopping bags every time I go to hannaford??

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Some day, my life will be so put together that I won't have to say "get in on that side" every time I pick someone up. That'll be the day

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

I don't feel bad about lying and taking his money because I thought it was a pretty rude assumption

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Tonight a man paid a $12 tab with a 20 and said "keep it you must be a mother or a student" and I said "both" so he handed me another 10

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

I could watch bad family feud answers for.... the rest of my life

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

Is liking my personal instagram photos with my sandwich account better or worse than liking them with the same account?

[jayni webster @jayniwebster]

I miss JaiMe 💔

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

@gab_wolff @jayniwebster They caught me in the bathroom because I have a little bit of respect

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

And to think, this time last year I was shouting about cheese and chasing cotton candy around the Nats stadium with my eyes closed

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

I think "make America great again" red is going to be included in the next crayola crayon pack. It'll be a uuuge seller

[Kmarko @Kmarkobarstool]

Btw quick shout out to every political forecaster for officially being the worst at your job out of anyone who has ever had a job

[Jaime LaCasse @JaimeLacasse]

I wonder how many hours of Fox News it would take to re program my brain into believing this is okay? hahahaha I'm miserable.