Jaime

Lazy but curious

[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

Elon: it says here we're spending $80b for "save the baby pandas"

treasury: yeah

Elon: hmm, well have we ever seen the pandas?

treasury: no

Elon: text them right now, ask for a photo of the pandas

treasury: uhhh, we're not allowed to do that

Elon: do they at least submit an invoice and have a "charitable Panda causes" code?

treasury: no

Elon: we don't even have invoice codes?! how do we know they have a contract with us

treasury: it's kinda the honor system with these NGOs

Elon: well how about an address, do they have an address

treasury: I already know you're not going to like this, it's in Somalia

Elon: 😑

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@fodaille Tu alguma vez sequer viste uma enxada? É a capinar e a beincar aos agricultores que se melhora o país... Vai trabalhar em algo produtivo e deixa o planeamento para quem sabe...

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@EuropeanPan Or again, plausible deniability. Voted indirectly by approving the urgent procedure and then go on vacation to be able to claim they had nothing to do with it. Fuck the citizen and claim to be their defender.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@EuropeanPan To make matters worse, you make it seem that the poor MEPs couldn't vote no because they were swindled. In reality they are just incompetent. Live off of the taxpayers and then put their personal fucking vacation over such an important vote. How unprofessional can you be?

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@SimonHoiberg @planksdirect Let's test it. Tell me how you are gonna use a VPN in a way that your ISP cannot detect and I'll see if I can find a hole in your theory.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@penalenga @Nateirrites Mostra as contas que fizeste.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@penalenga Tanta certeza com zero conhecimento. @penalenga, qual é o consumo típico de um ar condicionado? Assumo que fez as contas antes de dizer isto...

[Europoor @theEuropoor]

in case you were wondering…

this decision is estimated to take €18-20 BILLION (!!!!!!!) from European citizens

when does the Europoor say enough is enough????????

[Gheorghe Iuga @gheorgheiuga]

@ngxson You should be ashamed. You should buy the EU equivalent of ESP32-C5 … oh wait …

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

Europe needs to ruin even more sectors. To protect European products, you cannot just simply get chinese microcontrollers and chips, you must buy the European made ones... Which do not exist... It's just the same AliExpress ones but at 3X the price. Absolutely disgusting € grab.

[Ursula von der Leyen @vonderleyen]

From today, customs duties apply to e-commerce parcels worth up to €150 entering the EU.

30 million Europeans work in retail; it's our our largest private-sector employer.

And the surge in low-value online imports has put our retailers at an unfair disadvantage.

Too many of these products also fail to meet EU safety standards, putting consumers at risk.

Today's change is about restoring fairness for European businesses and better protecting our consumers.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@lauriewired @Jonathan_Blow Immediate rage and provocation just because Jonathan dared to disagree. Does it bother you that other people disregard your own denial of reality?

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@numeral_7 Enshitifying you mean? Games locally give me uncompressed video. A compressed shitty stream of a game is not even comparable. Let alone achieving something like 160fps HDR 4K. Or are you saying we only deserve 1440p 60fps 10mbps bitrate trash?

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@kurufal Even inside my LAN at 10Gbps, any video compression at all makes games unenjoyable for me.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@kurufal Not to mention that uncompressed video is VERY different from a shitty compressed game stream.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@Bac_Riberalves "Uma refeição de bacalhau com bacalhau" - Com extra bacalhau, num prato feito de bacalhau e a ser consumida por um bacalhau. Andam a usar o ChatGPT para escrever os posts?

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@euromaximal Always the Francesinha. Lowest of the pig slop, not even a decent fucking sandwich. With all the food Portugal has to offer, and a sloppy fucking sandwich is the recommendation. Absolute lack of discernment.

[Jaime @JaimeLive]

@tiagopita @g_bascunana @levelsio It pisses me off beyond reason when I see some fucking Portuguese bumpkin telling tourists to try francesinha and hyping it up like it is the peak of fine cuisine.

[Dr. Simon @goddek]

> be 24yo Cornell kid
> some guy hounds you for 3 interviews you finally say nah I’m good
> later find out the guy, @EinhornGabe, is Jewish
> tell him your experiences with jews haven’t been great
> guy immediately doxxes you, leaks your full name and email has your personal life investigated all over one comment
> tags Bill Ackman drags in Palantir co-founder hands the whole thing to the media
> jew York Post runs a full article “antisemitic college kid refuses to work for jews”
> pure victimhood porn
> proven right in minutes
> all this because a goy said no thanks to working for jews
> the pattern recognizes itself
> the goyim know

[Gonçalo Aguiar @GoncaloAguiar]

Autarquias locais não deixam construir, mas fecham os olhos a isto...

Vote them out!!!