Jake

MFW when I... and then I.... and then you....

[Jake @Jake007__]

Favorite lunch meat gotta be Slomi 😋

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

I’m chronically online in a different and more sophisticated way than you are

[Jake @Jake007__]

@ImSmilingRn Ha I get it! “Hear” about much, bc it makes noise

[Jake @Jake007__]

I have a hard time believing the intricate payment system Walmart has in place is more profitable than installing Apple Pay, which would reduce shoplifting a lot

[Jake @Jake007__]

@swantail Not a real fan until you’ve seen all of them

[Jake @Jake007__]

There’s someone out there using ChatGPT to ask “how do I stop data centers being made?”

[Jake @Jake007__]

Buying a dog on eBay

[Jake @Jake007__]

The first time you open Tinder as an innocent 18-year old and see the single moms the same age as you is like being kidnapped and taken to an alternate universe

[Jake @Jake007__]

I feel like Sonic is lowkey a red pilled organization and the put anti gay juice in their ocean waters

[Jake @Jake007__]

White people be like “no dude I can’t have a cigarette what if I have to kiss my mom on the lips later”

[Jake @Jake007__]

I’m doing the viral “go into debt for McDonald’s” trend

[Jake @Jake007__]

Yeah that’s going into the top 5 work poops of all time

[Jake @Jake007__]

It’s actually wild that some people flex GPA and then they sit there and tell you they have 3.3 or something 😭

[Jake @Jake007__]

They’re calling it the most blue collar thing to ever exist

[Jake @Jake007__]

CIA doing psyops on Vietnam veterans: MK Ultra
Mossad doing psyops on Goyim:

[ً @9vlos]

BITCHDKJFJUGR GIVE MELANIE HER FUCKING 10s THIS IS REAL TV LIKE NOBODY DOING IT LIKE HER YO #loveislandusa

[Jake @Jake007__]

@arbyshatepage Ouuu shi 👀

[Jake @Jake007__]

Water tower but it’s an aquarium for my dead hookers

[Jake @Jake007__]

I see someone I know in public rn, I hope we do the same thing and respectfully avoid eye contact until I leave

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

If they put me on love island I’d start eating people

[Jake @Jake007__]

Fat gum or skinny gum?