jakepaul's burner 🥢

Former Rom-Com star
  𓁈

[Elisha Long @ElishaDLong]

The imagination of the retard surpasses the intellect of the genius

[Psyberdelic @Psyberdelic_]

At McDonald's watching a black toddler repeatedly say "shut up nigga" while his mom desperately tries to make him stop by telling him "shut up, nigga".

[ratman @CoalPowers]

Imagine being the lowest elevation corpse on mount everest. Fucking loser

[earnie returns @zimmysucks]

white people suck at being racist like ok im a nigger but what else

[paul piss @paul_piss]

Pretending not to know about 9/11 when you meet Americans is my new bit

[tanya @Tanya_Sabrinaaa]

me: there's two wolves inside of me

kash patel: you're hired

[Lord Thurlow @LordThurlow]

Why are we now all pretending this is anything more than entry-grade Euroslop?

It’s a parody of high culture. It’s a cruise ship band playing to people who want to hear the theme from Dr Zhivago or Schindler’s List played by an average violinist in an overwrought frilly dress.

[aLec robBins @alecrobbins]

sometimes they start a looney tunes with like daffy in a pond and you’re like “oh right that guy’s a duck”

[jakepaul's burner 🥢 @Jake2trappy]

3 movies that start with the number '1' in women's list, 3 movies that start with the number 2 in men's list - The only takeaway if any is that, Men are deeply nostalgic and reminiscent of the past, meanwhile women like to live in the present and are more optimistic

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

movies with the largest disparity when ranked by men and women

[kotoko ⚕ @ghostdnachad]

Literally the No. 2 enemy of your Race besides “Da Joos”

[Gordon Freeman @GordoFreem]

D'you think the Kirk shooter was waiting for him to say something ironic before shooting him or was it a coincidence

[Paleo_Lazo (Lazo)🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊🐊 @PaleoLazo]

esta imagen habla por si sola la verdad

[gabe @allgarbled]

In western culture, a young white man traditionally signals his entry into upper middle class society by making a trip to Japan

[Syd @sydbw18]

The day he dies my screen time might be 26 hours

[Beth Hawks @PhysicsHawk]

Penultimate is my second favorite word.