Jake Tucker

Language was invented for one reason boys, to woo women, and in that endeavor, laziness will not do.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

There really isn't much debate on what the greatest SI Cover of all time is in my opinion.

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@SirDaveyBoy Just a “Bad Habit” of making quick assumptions

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@SirDaveyBoy 2022 Super Bowl

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@PardonMyTake

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@Eitel10 Really messed up the 2 for 1 though to end the half

[Adam Sandler @AdamSandler]

Have fun today young man. Mr. Gilmore is watching you and very proud.

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

Plumber by trade is a Terre Haute reference where Steve Martin said Terre Haute smelled like “shit” on stage in 1979.... it’s over Eric

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

You mean Anton Hulman George...

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

Tony Hulman of Terre Haute died in 1977.... nice try Eric

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@BHook14 @Lowes And you mess with my friend @Lowes you mess with me... countertops better be delivered ASAP... or else

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@Eitel10 Maybe he should have played better defense and got his left hand up on a right handed shooter...

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

Or Wentz***

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

For the record..... Rodgers to the Colts

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Please credit: @Jake2Tucker

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@Eitel10 Hahaha now I’m worried your next tweet is gonna be “they should get rid of the 3 pointer”

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

Gather step to gain control... 1 and 2 for finish. Did you forget to put your glasses on last night watching this? 🥸

[Logan Eitel @Eitel10]

🤔🤔 Obviously impressive, but also clearly a turnover. Not sure why this is rewarded. The defensive guys stopped because they knew you can’t take a fourth step there legally.

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

@Zachm03

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

When you sign a lease with your college roommate but now you’re almost 30 years old and have no idea what you’re doing

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

Less hostile this time..... but come on.... Bonds & Clemens gotta get in HOF

[Jake Tucker @Jake2Tucker]

If Bonds and Clemens don’t make the HOF it officially deserves to be burned down.... Cooperstown may as well be full of participation trophies if it shall not include 2 of the games greatest of all time.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Rathskellers in Indy gets the call