Jake

I used to tweet, moderately inebriated, about pretty much anything. Now I seldom tweet, seldom get drunk. I like tea and Slayer before bed.

[Jake @Jake431]

@TheFirstOkiro I liked it more than Temple of Doom. People always hated on the
Improbability of the fridge scene, deservedly, but gave using an inflatable raft to escape from an AIRPLANE a pass. That coupled with the racist tropes in ToD, put it at the bottom of my list.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Of course that's your contention. You're a first-year menswear forum poster. You just got finished reading a classic menswear book—Alan Flusser probably—and you're convinced that the flattering effects of tailoring rendered in moderate proportions create the most enduring style.

[Block Club Chicago @BlockClubCHI]

Chicagoans clap back at Fox News with "Shut The F— Up About Chicago" T-shirts in response to a reporter's visit to Naperville. https://t.co/fPRxqVzjfE

[Raymz @nraymz]

any of you speak German who can translate this for me

[Jake @Jake431]

@bestalbum95 This tournament has yielded a truly bizarre match up, here. Liquid Swords for me.

[The Wieners Circle @TheWienerCircle]

The majority agree, including most gun owners, that laws created in 1791, exclusively by white men, are antiquated and need to be reformed for the health and safety of our citizens

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

being hard right and following this acct must be so miserable. putting up with idiotic liberal tweets all day just so you can learn how a shirt is supposed to fit

[Jake @Jake431]

@HookuponMusic Same. I think their sophomore release is underrated. It’s more than My Own Private Idaho.

[Jake @Jake431]

@randolphkwatson @iamharaldur We are “better” than many countries for sure, which is why many want to move here. Just statistically, not better than many European countries. We could stand to learn from them and apply our self-described greatness to become even better, I think.

[Jake @Jake431]

@randolphkwatson @iamharaldur I find the statement funny: the US is the best country on the earth & can do anything it sets it’s will to, but when a smaller country does something better, the excuses about how we can’t do the same (we’re too big, we’re too heterogeneous) - are we the best or not?

[Jake @Jake431]

@randolphkwatson @iamharaldur The US has great PR. When you break down the relative statistics, the myth surrounding the US is largely overhyped.

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[Jake @Jake431]

@jacobwgallagher …it’s the Stay-Puft Marshmellow Pope

[Jake @Jake431]

@NikkoMcDale

[Jake @Jake431]

@FitbitSupport The issue persists; no sleep data, no readiness score

[Jake @Jake431]

@FitbitSupport you haven’t resolved everything - no sleep data for the last two days, no readiness scores. I appreciate that you’ve brought back some data and it’s sort of syncing, but I’m not paying for premium to have you not deliver the data.

[Jake @Jake431]

@FitbitSupport having the same syncing problem as yesterday morning. This is like like Groundhog Day, and not in a good way.

[Jake @Jake431]

@TheSergeon Man fuck that anti-Semitic flat earth asshat.

[Jake @Jake431]

@CopaceticMES Perhaps both?