Jake Smith

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[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

I CAN'T HELP FALLING IN LOVE WITH YOU ❤️‍🔥

[Jake Smith @Jake58945971]

@EddieSAFCx

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Unsurprising fury. Imagine if they’d mocked Islam like this?

[Michelle Dewberry @MichelleDewbs]

If a (healthy) 4 year old needs to have 18 teeth removed, I’m sorry but it’s a “shocking indictment” of the parents...

[Ben Habib @benhabib6]

This man is our foreign secretary

@DavidLammy is a disgrace.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The European Commission offered 𝕏 an illegal secret deal: if we quietly censored speech without telling anyone, they would not fine us.

The other platforms accepted that deal.

𝕏 did not.

[A🤾🏽‍♂️ @Akzyy]

Saka everytime Trent gets the ball https://t.co/7zCYgXuuBc

[Mahyar Tousi @MahyarTousi]

The Mayor of London did NOT do a video message for Trooping the Colour today or D Day Anniversary last week.

[Joe @MrRaccon40]

Tends to be because they support Germany

[Lucius Winslow @Lucius_Winslow]

Couldn’t get it built now.

A ‘stakeholder’ would complain there was a rare species of waterside reed growing on the site, a ‘charity’ would note it used non-green concrete, one of our interchangeable red-blue councillors would complain about the effect on local housing. Etc.

[jimmy 🇬🇧 @jimmynodge1902]

oh no! bet everyone going is gutted!

[Tom Jenkins @TomJenkns]

Two of the best performing youngsters in the Premier League this season

0 minutes across two friendlies…

Gareth Southgate ladies and gentlemen 👏

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

It’s impossible to take Sadiq seriously:

Photo ID for NYE fireworks display ✅

Photo ID to participate in democracy ❌

I don’t recall him mentioning how photo ID would “exclude” young people & ethnic minorities from the NYE fireworks display?

[Josh @joshpearson180]

That’s how every horse I’ll back at Cheltenham next month will run

[Macca @MaccaCoaching]

Unbelievable how in 4 years they've managed to absolutely ruin the sport.

VAR is shite.
Being able to make 5+ subs is shite.
15 minutes of added time is shite.
Blue cards will be shite.

[Konstantin Kisin @KonstantinKisin]

I don't think it's possible to sum up the state of Britain better than the fact that an MP has decided to leave politics because of death threats from Islamist extremists and his colleagues' reaction is to ignore it and instead claim "MPs must be nicer to each other", while an illegal immigrant who commits sex offences in the UK is given asylum after two failed applications (why wasn't he removed after the first two and/or after his conviction?) and goes to on brutally assault a mother and her young daughter with acid and the reaction from "feminists" is go on TV to talk about microaggressions.

I try very hard not to harbour hate in my heart for anyone but I truly and deeply HATE these people.

I hate the lying cowards who watched their colleague, Sir David Amess, be murdered by an Islamist extremist and responded by talking about "online hate" as if he'd been murdered by a tweet.

I hate the people who allow our country to be taken advantage of by violent scum who should never have been here.

I hate the people who are too weak and too soft to protect their fellow citizens after being elected to do so.

Truth be told, I hate them even more than I hate the terrorists, extremists and foreign criminals who take advantage of them and (because of them) of us.

Because the terrorists, extremists and terrorists are what they are. But these people know what's going on and are just too pathetic and cowardly to do anything about it.

A plague on all their houses.

[Jake Smith @Jake58945971]

@James_Jobling03 Thank you

[Matt Le Tissier ✝️ @mattletiss7]

Someone posted this on Facebook...so true!

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It's time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Cooking Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Heating Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Lighting Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Mortgage Tax
Pension Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Real Estate Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
Telephone Tax
Value Added Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Tax (VAT) on Tax.
And Now they want a blooming Carbon Tax!

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world... We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class,a huge manufacturing base, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the happened? Could it be the lying parasitic politicians wasting our money?
Oh, and don't forget the relatively new bank charges....
And we all know what we think of Bankers.

I hope this goes around the UK at least 1,000,000,000 times!!!

YOU can help it get there!

[Callum @CallumFT_]

He’s genuinely been given more credit and attention than Brooks did when he scored after beating Cancer

#afcb

[Wade @WadeSAFC]

Mowbray should have been sacked.

Beale should never have been appointed.

Hope this helps.