Roy Oswalt

rip grumpy cat. #sixers

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head.

I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law.

Nothing fell.

The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago.

This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen.

If it falls, they told me, you get it free.

I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal.

The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor.

The flip is not a trick.

It is a vow.

In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting.

Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied.

He did not lie.

He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter.

I tipped him everything in my pocket.

He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard.

I told him it was not just a Blizzard.

I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy.

So I bowed instead.

He said, "You too, man."

That answered nothing I had said.

It answered everything I had felt.

[𝗗𝗘𝗖 𝗥!𝗖𝗘 @DR41fanpage]

I told you all. It's done 🏆❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We did it, together.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

IT’S BEEN A LONG TIME COMING… PROUD TO BE A GOONER #COYG

[Curr @Curr]

When Chris Smoove drove his car off the pier with a chick inside then proceeded to play the "Splash" song 😭

[Philadelphia 76ers @sixers]

THE ROOK. 👋

[Roy Oswalt @Jake___K]

@MattPetTit98 #matt

[Roy Oswalt @Jake___K]

@C9Mang0

[Roy Oswalt @Jake___K]

@babyhater64

[DNP Sports @notthefakeDNP]

Jerry Jones reveals why he fired Mike McCarthy. He sounds really crazy!

[Roy Oswalt @Jake___K]

@jeff4836327701 This is the only real Christmas song you’ve ever listened to.

[Roy Oswalt @Jake___K]

@jeff4836327701 Poser

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

He cannot be stopped

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

That’s what the BLEEP I’m talkin' about!

@DeVontaSmith_6 | #FlyEaglesFly

[Rat Casket @RatCasket]

Literally the Capra Demon boss room.

[The Horror Calendar @HorrorCalendar]

Horror anthology series TALES FROM THE VOID adapts six chilling tales from Reddit/NoSleep.

Coming to Screambox on October 13 with two new episodes arriving every Sunday through October 27.

[AB @AB84]

Saquon Barkley playing MVP football right now

More slippery than a Diddy party #CTESPN