Jake Bryson

Proud American🇺🇸 Kelsey🌹

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

Hey Alabama boys, get you an Arley girl, trust us @Ajb2423

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

Case keenum for president

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

I fucking love Bruce Pearl.

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

@Ajb2423 Looking like a solid NFL team boys

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

It's a new day in Chicago boys

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

2024 already kicking my ass

[Triple H @TripleH]

Say the word, @elonmusk. I know a thing or two about making an X sign.

[Nancy Pelosi Stock Tracker ♟ @pelositracker]

In the last week, Four members of congress filed over $12 million dollars worth of trades

Dan Goldman: $9,650,000
Kathy Manning: $890,000
Scott Franklin: $420,000
Lois Frankel: $136,000

The yearly salary of a politician: $174,000

Here are some of the notable trades they made

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

Why does my manager act surprised everytime I tell him I finished a repair.
Like bro. You pay me to do this.

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

@pierogigoth

[bert kreischer @bertkreischer]

Hey @MensHealthMag #ForYourConsideration #AllNatural

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

My favorite neighbor brought me a Cuban home from his vacation. Don't even know this guy's name but damn he's the goat.

[PFF @PFF]

Who is tied with Barry Sanders for the most single season rushing TDs in Lions history?

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

Old guys in my industry always call me buddy on the phone. I'm closing in on 30 homie.

[Auburn Football @AuburnFootball]

Derrick Brown: a TRUE Auburn man & the @Panthers 2022 𝗪𝗮𝗹𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗣𝗮𝘆𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗬𝗲𝗮𝗿 nominee!!

Auburn Family, DB needs us! Tweet/Retweet #WPMOYChallenge + @DerrickBrownAU5 to help him win an extra $25,000 for his charity!

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

@Ajb2423 Well he usually wins so it's tough to argue with lol

[Caleb White @Cw5White]

This is all I gotta say @WarDamnStool @DrunkAubie

[NicholasG @Dad_At_Law]

Cut my finger while carving a pumpkin and my 12 y/o daughter told me to save the blood in case we needed it for decorations so I said, “ok, sweetie,” and took garlic to bed with me because WTF.

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

@RegimentGG @Brparadox @VeteranLeague 1.

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

@kirkster7762 About 4 fridays ago

[Jake Bryson @Jake_Bryson33]

On Fridays we smoke cheap cigars.