Jake Kitchen

Nick Clegg is God

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@TidewayBulletin @RobClark1703 At least we now hold the record for fastest time to barrier in a 5+ #2:42 #newevent #theprincegeorgechallenge

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@Jameshughes_911 Pathetic effort, full word isn’t even in view 😡😡

[doctors for antiesportsawareness.org @Schwagl0rd]

Even though my love and positivity lost me 6 followers I'm a keep spreading to find out whos loyal 💯💯💯💯💯💯👌

[George Smith @GCSmith30]

I can't be the only person who wanted Bolt to say "I have to finish the race" and do what these lads did!?

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@JudithWood2009 @BritishRowing Interested to know where your 'North' starts because I count 6 not 2

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Happy New Year to all, including to my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly they just don't know what to do. Love!

[James @_jamestemple]

@Robway8 'High standards'

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

#proud https://t.co/U8NHaWmNBj

[Rob Way @Robway8]

@khanum_saima assuming you are of high standards

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@khanum_saima @Robway8 @_jamestemple @HarryHalewood Talking shit about bagpipes ey??

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@emyJT loooooool

[National Schools' Regatta @nsr_uk]

After careful consideration the Committee of the National Schools’ Regatta have decided to run the 2017 Regatta at Dorney Lake 26-28th May.

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@RobClark1703 #legendo

[Kings Cricket 1st XI @KingsXIChester]

Alderson looking surprisingly buoyant after diving across the slips and dropping their top scorer.

[Jake Kitchen @Jake_theKitchen]

@ElleWBx all men are pigs! #thisgirlcan

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Liverpool really could have done with Sakho tonight. He would have had Coke in his back pocket.