Jake Anderson

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@0xNERF @AdamSchefter Is Fernando only allowed to be in the NFL for one season?

[Badger Bloody Reviews @BadgerBloodies]

Fuck that AI slop, this is what a good menu looks like.

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@FreedomBAWL @Sport10YearsAgo Had a similar week 1 start last year, finished the season leading the league in rushing yards. AP will respond this week 💪

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@losoredd21 He does a great job celebrating on the sideline when witnessing Flores playing chess

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@Abovethelies1 @howistt @TWolvesNationCP Everyone knows Love would have an Ingles role here. Besides, if he does see the floor, he’d be in better shape than whatever shape Ingles was in last year.

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@TexxxAssTickler @Vikeologist He must’ve forgot that you are the only user on this app!

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@TheBrohioan Wonder what was in his Gatorade bottle last night

[John Kriesel @johnkriesel]

Preseason games don’t matter

[Minnesota Vikings Glazer @SToilet72346]

Why are we being mean to our players bro, we’re rude to JJ and banks. Ima say the truth that nobody wants to hear. Caleb banks is NOT a bust. He’s a rookie. JJ seems like a bust and WONT get traded because even though he lost us big games last year he also won us some by himself

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

Vikings Twitter preseason week 3 more depressed than the Rams playoff game 2025

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@JasonHarmonNFL Most sentimental fans in the NFL

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@jzulgad I’m sure Windy thinks he’s the first to think this tho lmao

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@WizardsMj @Jumpman_Germ Good

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@FBallAnalysisYT Gopher nepotism

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@TVSportsUpdates A nice little tribute between the two shows with the highest paid ESPN employees

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@CharlieWaltonMN New Years 2022, what a pear-shaped game

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@OGSkol @TWolvesLead @DaneMooreNBA Need to make every playoff game a KG jersey giveaway night or have the jumbotron have a KG cam, only way he’ll show up

[Jake Anderson @Jakea2023]

@jdbroadwater @KyleTheige He’ll finally have a consistent passer in LaMelo, he’ll find Rudy just fine I hope

[Kyle Theige @KyleTheige]

Some personal news:

I have watched the Rudy Gobert/Paris video approximately 73 times and I now have some incredibly irrational takes about this upcoming Timberwolves season.