Jake

Flawed, but cleaning up so well.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

I need to work on not seeing memes in everything.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@Fantrax You guys planning on making any statement on the Ewing positional fiasco from last night?

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@packrfan4 @barstoolsports Look, asshole, you want to debate merits of the actions of some random college events, down, cool, fine. Don't make it personal. Or do, maybe you're a scumbag, what do I know. I'm better than playing those games, but this is a solid reminder that people suck (more than the video)

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@packrfan4 @barstoolsports Guess we really can tell a lot from someone's avi. How'd I feel if my 9 year old got a scholarship to a great school and was shoved by a coach after a play? Agitated, but nowhere near the point where I'd take to Twitter to dissect someone's avitar to take a ridiculous "hot" take.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@GravySauceCream That looking bangin'! Love me some loose meat spaghetti.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

This. It's the rule, and the details suck because you try to bake in intention, but it's the rule nonetheless.

[Barstool LSU @LSUBarstool]

No ones gonna wanna hear it but the targeting was the correct call by the rulebook.

The issue is that the rule is absolutely insane, on the accounts of ejecting a guy for a non malicious play

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

Absolutely no one watching the VMAs knows Max Headroom, but I appreciated the hell out of that intro.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

I am nothing if not romantic.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@espn Calling it now: LSU.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@horry_peter @GravySauceCream Mr. Horry,

Would you like to partake in a bet for the game tomorrow? I'm not being boisterous or a jerk, just think it'd be fun. No money. Just pies.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@horry_peter @GravySauceCream That's actually a pretty valid point, tbh. I was pretty impressed with CCU's patience at the plate, despite some bad ump calls, imo.

Unfortunately, we a top 5 SP throwing tomorrow.

[Justin Credible @GravySauceCream]

hey coastal carolina, what do y’all admire about kade anderson?

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

"working lats while letting Reputation play out" wasn't on my personal bingo card. But here I am.

Straight bangers.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

Routine bloodwork this morning. Big anxiety about needles, told front desk. Lady said she'd hold my hand, and I genuinly cannot tell if she's mocking me or being the sweetest person ever. Either way, these anxiety meds are kickinnnnnn hardddddd.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

Sometimes you're the extinguisher. Although most times, you're the fire.

Growing up sucks.

Put that on a fucking postcard.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

"I unmatched with her because my wife said I can do better" are words that would have made no sense to me two months ago, yet here we are. Life comes at ya fast.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@GravySauceCream You got leftovers?

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

Imagine having a squirrel in your stomach. It burrows, it nests, it chills sometimes. That's anxiety in a divorce. It's most hollowing thing I will ever feel.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

Karma'll get you, girl.

[Jake @JakeasaurusRex]

@SamskiNYC Had the exact same thought! The chronic misuse of "literally" also irks the crap out of me (not literally).