JakeAstro

Baseball. Politics. Also, fuck Jomboy

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

Yordan Álvarez joins this exclusive list of legends after being named league MVP tonight.

[tenso @distributedkv]

nobody can replace Jensen

[Akademiks TV @AkademiksTV]

Myron is rarely wrong, just early😵‍💫

[🥔 @salzmann__]

“Yeah I love gorillas, when I was a kid I fell into one of their exhibits”

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

2016 … there’s always a video

[Isaac Saul @Ike_Saul]

All this "transplants flipped Texas" stuff is serious cope.

Ted Cruz is Canadian.

Ken Paxton is from North Dakota.

Dan Patrick is from Baltimore.

Elon Musk is from South Africa.

Joe Rogan is from Jersey.

Talarico: Native Texan. Ginajosa: Native Texan.

As of 2023, the percentage of citizens living in Texas who were born there is actually higher than the national average. It's not even top 25 in percentage of transplants.

[BackNowWhat @lieevertold]

Absolutely tf not

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

We want hearings.
We want subpoenas.
We want investigations.
We want whistleblowers.
We want journalistic exposés.
We want key defendants flipping.
We want indictments and convictions.

We want JUSTICE — and 100% actual accountability for ALL the corruption and crimes.

[JakeAstro @JakeAstro29]

@Timcast Off one dick and onto another.

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

Let’s stop talking about the Epstein files

And start talking about the Epstein TRIALS

[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨 Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick: “I’m not going to legalize marijuana and if people want to vote me out of office for that, so be it.”

He has now been voted out of office.

[Peter Miller @peter_miller2]

Barista named Bug took my order at starbucks today. Were not wasting any time here I see

[paige @BonerWizard]

not now sweetie, mommy's busy liking untoward jokes about Greg Abbott's wheelchair on twitter

[graveyard smash @oldlinds]

if you’re in line to give Jd Vance a swirlie in the gender neutral bathroom stay in line

[Armani @historyoarmani2]

all jokes aside a lot of people need to die

[Tekzas 🇺🇸🏜️🇺🇳 @Texas_Libtard]

Greg Abbott meeting with Paxton after the election

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Texas’s new pronouns are He/Haw

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump just found out why 7 presidents before him didn’t attack Iran.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

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