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[🕸️ @recreatings]

this gotta be the best one yet LMFAOOO

[ﾟ✧ﾟ mothemi ﾟ✧ﾟ @kvwviiju]

hey king couldn’t help but notice that big step u took to unstick ur balls just now

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

REPORTER: I just want to make sure I understand. You're alleging that the Southern Poverty Law Center was paying the leaders of KKK and other groups?

BLANCHE: I'm not alleging it. The grand jury returned an indictment that says that

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

Kamala Harris falsely accusing Trump of coddling the Charlottesville white supremacist rally exactly one month after she was endorsed by the SPLC—the group that planned, organized, & paid for the Charlottesville white supremacist rally.

[Jayroo @jayroo69]

MFer caught this soyboy's sucker punch in midair and tossed it....Absolutely legendary

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Gavin Newsom’s PAC used $1.5 million to buy 67,000 copies of HIS OWN BOOK. Total book sales were around 97,400. His PAC’s purchase accounts for about two-thirds of all sold copies

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

You tried to paint me as a pervert for exposing fraud, and as a result radical leftists started trying to dox me and send death threats, wanting to kill me.

Now you are taking credit for “leading the charge” on the fraud. Are you serious?

You are the fraud.

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

The loudest voices screaming "Release the Epstein Files" just voted to BURY the sexual harassment files of Members of Congress.

Get it now?

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

HOLY FUCK it wasn't even close.

I'm going to tell my kids this is Epstein Island

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

A grandmother in Missouri is pushing for a new law that would require drunk drivers to pay child support if they kill a parent. (Bentley's Law)

[illuminatibot @iluminatibot]

Having been called a liar by Anthony Fauci for saying that "not one of the 72 vaccines mandated for children has ever been safety tested", RFK Jr. sued Fauci.

After a year of stonewalling, Fauci's lawyers admitted that RFK Jr. had been right all along.

"There's no downstream liability, there's no front-end safety testing... and there's no marketing and advertising costs, because the federal government is ordering 78 million school kids to take that vaccine every year."

"What better product could you have? And so there was a gold rush to add all these new vaccines to the schedule... because if you get onto that schedule, it's a billion dollars a year for your company."

"So we got all of these new vaccines, 72 shots, 16 vaccines... And that year, 1989, we saw an explosion in chronic disease in American children... ADHD, sleep disorders, language delays, ASD, autism, Tourette's syndrome, ticks, narcolepsy."

"Autism went from one in 10,000 in my generation... to one in every 34 kids today."

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

they have the worst pr team of all time then

[🇺🇸RealRobert🇺🇸 @Real_RobN]

Here it is:

CONFIRMED: Ilhan Omar’s second husband Ahmed Elmi was, in fact, her brother.

@IlhanMN did, in fact, marry her brother and stated she “would do what she had to do to get him papers to stay in the U.S. and attend college.”

Now, arrest the brother-f**ker at once for crimes including: marriage fraud, tax fraud, immigration fraud, welfare fraud, student loan fraud, perjury, bigamy, incest, kickbacks, campaign finance abuse and for defrauding the United States government and U.S. Congress.

@ICEgov @FBIDirectorKash @AGPamBondi Federal Bureau of Prisons (FBOP) @OfficialFBOP

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

So Epstein had a private desert kingdom with a mansion, an airstrip, young girls being trafficked across continents, and law enforcement searched his island, his NYC mansion, his Paris place, his Palm Beach estate…

But the massive ranch where half the survivor stories happened? Nope. Not touched. Not once.

The DOJ literally told New Mexico, “Don’t investigate. We got this.” And then didn’t search the ranch. And now the FBI won’t even comment.

Imagine a 10,000-acre crime scene sitting out there like: “Hello?? Anyone?? Maybe check the basement? The barn? THE MANSION??”

But sure, tell us again how they were “doing everything possible.”

Source: The Guardian

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

Billie Eilish reported me to ICE and got me deported cause I joked about flying to the US and moving into her mansion

She literally said “no one is illegal on stolen land” but called ICE on me

Honestly amazing performance art, I somehow managed to get Billie Eilish and American liberals to endorse border control and deportations

The pain was worth it for the meme

[Jennifer Greenberg 🕊️ @JennMGreenberg]

AWESOME: Alabama Governor Kay Ivey just signed into law a bill making the rape of a young child a capital crime. First-degree rape, sodomy, and sexual torture of any victim under the age of 12 is now punishable by death.

[X @Xking332]

Want to know how evil the FBI is?

In 2000, Jeffrey Epstein’s house manager Alfredo Rodriguez, made a list of Epstein’s victims.

He went to a lawyer with the list.

He told him about the rapes and trafficking.

The lawyer contacted the FBI.

The FBI set up a sting operation.

No pedophile was arrested.

No victims were interviewed.

Guess what happened?

Rodriguez was the one who ended up in jail.

He went to jail for trying to sell stolen property.

[Billboard Chris 🌎 @BillboardChris]

🚨 This trans-identified man, Alice Attwood, stabbed his 7-year-old son and 8-year-old daughter, and is out on bail.

His daughter needed emergency surgery to repair a severed esophagus, and was on a feeding tube for months.

After stabbing his own daughter in the throat, he was let out on bail.

He is currently living in a minivan, recently seen in Calgary. The outside of the van is hand-painted and says “Every Child Matters.”

In another video, he openly states that he is extremely unstable and is dangerous to society.

A Canadian judge decided he should roam our streets while awaiting sentencing.

[Tony Kinnett @TheTonus]

I can think of no group more trustworthy with taxpayer grants than Somali businesses.