Jake Buzzard

“If you want peace, prepare for war”

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

I guess we’ve all got things to get us by, I can’t judge I’ve got mine.

[Henri Fjord @henri_fjord]

People who do their own research:

[kuku @kukuAnon]

@royalserf Every single time

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

George Strait sucks penis for fun on purpose.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

I met Owen Wilson in the shit house at PBR in Kansas City, Missouri

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

The world really went to shit in a hurry when they yanked Marlboro skylines off the shelf. No one has recovered completely

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

The NW mascot looks more like a hairy wasp than a bearcat.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

Someone needs to fire up a real hot anti-catholic twitter page

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

I honestly wouldn’t have a 6.5 creedmore jammed up my ass for free.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

@speerman42 Tillage isn’t a yes or no it’s a tool that needs used accordingly.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

@MichelleObama has a big ol wang, it will put most infants forearms to shame.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

It takes a whole lotta blood and tears to really love someone.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

Ever much so good.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

Everything I left is worth the peace I feel now.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

@YaBoyTreyway Run red fuck it

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

@Abdullxhi Vote third party

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

Here’s a word to the wise don’t drain scalding hot ramen while naked you will end up with a poached scrotum.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

It takes a little more of the high to chase the low away.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

@DandyVanskike Now Dandy let’s take all this negative energy and try to focus it towards the real menace to society, Chicken Hawks.

[Jake Buzzard @JakeBuzzard]

Mark Zuckerberg is a cuck he loves to watch.