Jake Byron

Nobody tries to do it like me, and I'm not sure that's a good thing.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@MollyOlmstead This piece is still showing up for people, just FYI. Read it just now, and soaked up every word. Thank you for writing it.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@KorunUk Awwww, thanks, Korun, and wonderful to hear from you!

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@Chewy9991 @CNN @edlavaCNN Oof.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Looking at 2022, I think @BettyMWhite made the right call.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@EmmaJerome yo! Just heard your report on the tolls this morning. Excellent writing. Never heard reporting done quite that way. I thought it was top-notch!

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

I have no doubt that two of these three people could kill me…
(@VancityReynolds 😬)

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Thanks, Team Snapchat. Happy Halloween to you too.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Oh no no no no… this is all a big misunderstanding! “Hail Hydra” is just a simple family motto we do.

[meagan ♡ @meagannnhicksss]

i am the queen of bending over backwards for people who would never do the same for me

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Sometimes I just scroll and scroll and scroll because if I set my phone down, reality gains on me.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Charlie Sheen knew he was endangering people by not disclosing he had HIV. We all pretty much agreed that was slimy AF, right? Right?

I’m pretty sure this analogy is going to come in handy in the coming weeks.

Get vaccinated. Actually. #VaccinesWork

[Todd Bosma @BlazerTodd]

If only there were fans here tonight - @ModaCenter would have been NUTS! Unbelievable...there are no words to describe @Dame_Lillard - we are so very lucky to have him here in #RipCity

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Alright @FullCircleFarms you got me again. Fennel? No idea what that is, but let’s give it a whirl...

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Hey, people who think differently than me? I’m getting pretty weary, which means you’re winning! Keep it up!

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@itsMEhuggie I would think you’d like the part about trolls. 😉

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

I joined one of them local-farmers-drop-off-box-of-growy-thingies-every-week programs.
Here we go, @FullCircleFarms , let’s see what you got.

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@GreggHurwitz For Christmas, I was given Book 5 of the Orphan X series accidentally, forcing me to buy the first 4 books. Ever considered this as a sales tactic? Pretty damn effective... 😂

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

I often think to myself, “I deserve good friends.”
But really, do I?

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

@KermitTheFrog @taybalfour guess who this tweet made me think of today?

[Jake Byron @JakeByronMedia]

Most of my trips to the hardware store are just me trying to fix my last trip to the hardware store.