Jake Campbell

If you'll regret it in the morning, sleep till noon

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Some of us never stopped

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"How do you stay so skinny?"

Oh it's easy, I fucked around and put all my savings in various cryptocurrencies, the stress keeps me from eating somedays.

13/10 Would Not Recommend

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@taynotswifty I support this theory

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@DakotaBollen Thank you ♥️

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@taynotswifty Weirdo

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@DakotaBollen Hi folks, I'm Al Harrington from wacky waving arm flailing inflatable tube guy emporium, here to pass the savings on to YOUUUUUU!

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@DakotaBollen You forgot arm flailing

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I just wrote a review on https://t.co/8GdLyGKHTY https://t.co/wVVtfT9uQS via @yotpo

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You know you're getting older when refreshing your email is part of your social media rotation

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@taynotswifty Ah of course, better start cooking up a hex then

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@taynotswifty Better get out your wand

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@xak88x You must be smoking some good shit over there 😂

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@xak88x I would sell everything I own to go to space

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@taynotswifty Front right always cooks the best

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@taynotswifty Is this real life?

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Just waiting for my peach scone ♥️

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Still one of my all time favourite videos on Twitter. #mrbubs

[john is toast @johnistoasted]

Biting into Seeing boob
Hot pocket
🤝
Fuck that’s hot