Jake Cardwell

I spend too much time looking for pallet swaped Pokemon. Occasional tweets re:sports or politics.

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@FemboyYugioh

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Here's hoping for a Vision vs Otis, Tozawa and Chad Gable 6-Man tag that gets like 20 minutes from bell to bell.

[Stewie Griffin of Combat Associated Press (CAP) @AEWPRTeam]

STORIES MATTER and this is why.

I can't even remember the last time Otis or Tozawa had a match.

They definitely don't put on classics every week.

They appear in backstage skits, and build their story 1 minute at a time.

Yet, as they stood there watching Maxxine leave with The Vision...

THE CROWD REACTED.

The people's hearts broke for them.

That's the power of characters. That's the power of stories.

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@Fame_0007 Wonder Woman 84 is overly long, really boring, and has that glossed over SA thing.

Madame Web was marketed as one thing, but was a bait and switch. What it actually was weirdly edited, had some horrendous ADR, and had a few really cringe moments.

I have not seen Supergirl yet

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@KimboKrrdashian @JDabknee Nice

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@Crizzex @IconicChriss In 2002 on Raw house shows they would change it 3 or 4 times each show, with the samw person having it at the start and end, which really inflated everyones numbers

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@dblackrenegade @AllDAYZ77 D) People who weren't marks realized whomever's title was on the line was going to win the match, and voted for Booker T because they hated Cena

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@procrasperbator @AllDAYZ77 Given that there was 0 chance, outside of a shoot injury, of any title chaning hands, this poll was basically 'Who do you want to see win?' Possibly why Cena was last

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@CNviolations

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@Digi_Dane The last one seems less Truman Show, more Impractical Jokers

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@CritonyENT @shantplace 100% This

You can't leave without asking for help and then be upset that help never followed.

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@Digi_Dane There is someone really difficult to deal with at my locals who only plays rocks. Get rid of it so he stops showing up lolz

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@Swift_Pilot @kylegriffin1 Did he throw a punch at the person in the white coat?

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It is always awkward when the company prefered guy is losing in a UFC main event. If Pimblett had 4 knock downs they all would've gotten meme reactions from Rogan and DC, but since it was Paddy getting put down they barely reacted. 49-45 Justin #UFC342

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@acahoon2 @nocontextranger Given that parts 1 and 3 have a solid amount of american footage made for those episodes, if I had to guess, there was probably an episode that was in the middle of being made when Austin, Thuy and Walter were fired that wasn't able to be salvaged, forcing part 2 to be so bad

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What a game #Chiefs

MinshewMania is running mild

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@MarioJLanza Passed this while scrolling. My brain thought it was Niagara

[Leading Report @LeadingReport]

BREAKING: Governor Tim Walz tells people to stop driving by his house and calling him “retarded.”

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@KentMurphy She got an inside the park home run on a bunt, concluded with an athletic play at the plate. Pop off is warranted. Let her cook.

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This is proof in favour of that whole 'Infinite Monkeys with Infinite Typewriters' thing.

Unimaginable shit *will* happen eventually.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

We really witnessed the two stupidest touchdowns in NFL history in the span of 30 hours