flyer from work. off to barbers. turks. end of trim. bloke asks if i want a line. thought fuck me not that bad in here. course i said yes. bam. slit in eyebrow. look like am bout to step in the love island villa. lads takin piss. dave rolled up a 20 an sniffed eyebrow. pissed off
last thing russia wants is a bloke like me on the front line. nimble. quick hands. high score of 987 on them boxing machines. neighbours cower behind the curtains when i walk through the estate. unfortunately done my back in at work last week so will have to give it a miss. sick.