Jake

Call me an Egyptian pyramid the way I’m so bricked up with no explanation. professional witch antagonist. amateur voodoo enthusiast

[Jake @JakeDPowers]

I have no knowledge of my sister’s whereabouts. I don’t know anyone she socializes with. She almost never contacts me. How do I pin a tweet?

[FFRF @FFRF]

Walters, like all Christian nationalists, won’t accept anyone that doesn’t subscribe to his extreme version of Christianity.

[Jake @JakeDPowers]

@FFRF They ain’t got time for no fancy book lerning in the grate state of Oklahoma

[FFRF @FFRF]

Oklahoma’s*

[mia 🍂 @acelorelai]

No explanation needed

[+ @_wegotthejaz]

god watching you steal welfare money

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[💀DeathMetalViking💀 @DeathMetalV]

Here's a Republican stealing a lectern from the Capitol when Donald Trump lost.

[Fred @Grand_handsomer]

Now we wait

[Coach Hines 🇺🇸 @CoachKurtHines]

Hey Siri,

“What does heart look like?”:

Siri:

[Jake @JakeDPowers]

@wesleysmorgan Not really. He’s trying to say that if there were no consequences, he’d fuck these people that he thinks are children

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Voters of Iowa, you have an opportunity to do the funniest thing in the history of mankind

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

I’m now a single issue voter

[Jake @JakeDPowers]

@barstoolsports That guy 100% beats his wife

[Jake @JakeDPowers]

Make sure to double check your kids Halloween candy this year. I just found critical race theory in a snickers

[Howard Betta @Gaige_returns]

Can't use Nicotine on the sidelines because it's addictive.

Cuts to a commercial break featuring Coors light, draft kings, and fan duel back to back to back 😭

[𝕡𝕣𝕠𝕥𝕠𝕟🚫𝕔𝕙𝕒𝕣𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕘 @protoncharging]

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