Jake Allen

I’m just happy to be here

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Baaaaad call. OSU should be 7-0. 2012 all over again.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

@RDavis12 @ipalover13 Technically the e & i come after the c in caffeine

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

@RDavis12 I before E except after C

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

@RDavis12

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

@DaylanGreen I tell people they don’t need to include me on those emails lol. It’s not being rude, just trying to educate.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Some feedback to spam callers. As a potential victim to your scam, do not ask for me to be put on hold while you connect a representative. You just lost business.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Receive job offers WEEKLY through referrals and LinkedIn. I respectfully decline and move on but figured if anyone is looking for employment and has a degree and/or experience in financing, let me know and I’ll start sending them your way.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

If no one likes my tweet ima start blaming it on big tech censorship. Only logical reason!

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Trump has been impeached, investigated, lost the election, and has an arrest warrant issued in Iraq but you know losing his Twitter account hurt the most.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Growing up there was an unspoken knowledge you did not admit to secretly liking Nickelback. Is that still a thing or..?

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Looking forward to Channing Tatum & Jamie Foxx sequel ‘Capital Hill Down’

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

I call the vet enough times the nice receptionist knows my number by memory. I’m not proud of that.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Hate being associated as the ‘entitled generation’ when I actually work hard to financially support myself.

I’ll also be pissed if my friends get a stimulus check and I don’t but that’s not entitlement. That’s jealousy.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Media back to covering boring topics. People may hate Trump but he did make news entertaining.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

Searching for purpose now that Fantasy Football is over. I need more hobbies.

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

I believe my intelligence level is above average until I have to decide the difference between ‘effect’ and ‘affect’.

We each have our own faults...

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

@RealJAStallings Both II and III are good but nothing compared to the first. Marlon Brando made it great!

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My biggest regret is that I waited 26 years to watch The Godfather. Top 5 best movies.

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@RDavis12 Literally the exact same thought. Every. Day. Glad I’m not alone

[Jake Allen @JakeeAllen]

My neighbor smokes so much weed, the smoke has actually made my apartment smell like weed. Does that make me an accomplice by association?