Jake 💔

An Optimist.A proud Outsider🦍

[kyeee🦀🦅 @DAMNZY5050]

I stepped into the buzzing Lagos club, fresh from sealing a big promo deal, my Chelsea scarf still slung over my shoulder like a trophy. The bass hit my chest hard as I hit the VIP section. That’s when she locked eyes on me — thick, dark-skinned beauty in a tight black mini dress that hugged every curve, glowing under the neon lights.

[SHALLIE SAMMIE @shallysam22]

A shoutout to the women who move with confidence and stay true to themselves. The ones who don't let outside opinions or noise distract them from their path. The women who know who they are, understand their purpose, and aren't afraid to make an impact. Wishing you all a beautiful day. ❤️

[N҉O҉N҉S҉O҉ @NonsoHQ]

SERIOUS QUESTION: If your sibling called you at 2am and said “don’t ask questions, just come” Are you really showing up??

[Sam Nelson 🦍 @Trigxlef]

I no fit get bike make I still dey trek go bathroom

[𝕆.𝔾_𝕗𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪🛰 @franky_da_2nd]

What happened to Asa?

[Shadow Fox 🦊 @wildshadowfox]

I sold a crypto coin right before it pumped 200% waited for a dip that came back to my exit price bought again, and now I am down 300% @RallyOnChain.

[Briar @briar1890]

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The Nigerian authorities EFCC announce an investigation into a popular yahoo boy known as “Gentle Investor” over alleged financial misconduct. Before putting your money into any investment, do your own checks and make sure everything is verified. Be careful with offers that promise quick or guaranteed returns because if it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

[BIG HYCE @thehyce]

When you betray a guy, he may wish you well and hope you do well in life, but you will never have the same access to him like you used to.

[retivox @Eliscoh_]

I can't believe this phone worth over 2 million naira

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

women call it "protecting their peace" when they're really avoiding accountability.

[Jake 💔 @Jakefrhs]

@mayor_muritala Amen 🙏

[MAYORBLAZE❤️‍🩹💔 ᯓ★ @mayor_muritala]

Every form of whining shall be reciprocated with superior whining.

[乄𖤐NSTAYTRILL @SocietyKlinttin]

I just discovered that some people draw a circle around themselves before sleeping in the desert… and now I need to know why. Anyone? 👀🧐

[ᴇʙᴇɴ @OluwakoyaTolu]

He was trying to hide his relationship from his friends so he had to kiss everyone 😂

[Ghost9ine💀💚 @Ghost91ne]

Ayra Starr mom was a sêx worker and a stipper I actually booked her and after we were done she told me about her talented daughter and the plans she had towards her that’s when I decided to sign her.

- Donjazzy in a recent podcast

[Chosenn @ChosennNgei]

The color drives me crazy

[Joycee || Analyst @Joycee_baby]

‼️‼️5 New FIFA World Cup Rules you might need to know.

1. Throw-in countdown (5 seconds)
Referees can now start a 5 second countdown on throw-ins. delay too long and possession is handed to the opposing team.

2. Time-limited substitutions (10 seconds)
Players being subbed off have 10 seconds to leave at the nearest point. if they stall, their replacement waits until the next stoppage after one minute, so the team plays a man down.

3. Goal-kick countdown (5 seconds)
Goalkeepers face a 5 second countdown on goal kicks. deliberately waste time and the opposition is awarded a corner.

4. Off-field treatment (1 minute)
A player treated by medical staff must stay off the pitch for one minute of play. exceptions apply for goalkeepers, serious injuries, or when an opponent is booked or sent off for the foul.

5. Players covering their mouths
A player who covers their mouth during a confrontation with an opponent may be shown a red card. friendly chats between players are not punished.

[Jake 💔 @Jakefrhs]

@Trigxlef Which kind peak fooling be this 😭

[Oluwatobi 🛐💙 @Olamide22934866]

Questions every person in their 20s should answer:
• What am I good at? • What problems can I solve? • What skills am I building? • Who am I becoming?

[Ayoze.🧎🏽‍♂️ @Ayozeszn]

sometimes i open my calculator app just to confirm the suffering.