JakeFromSpankBang

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

I’m gonna tell my kids this was Sarah Palin.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@purpl3dit @AriDrennen Because it’s not a real thing. We just need to pretend it’s real because LGBT people are soft and might want to commit suicide if we don’t play pretend. Imagine having to pretend that Santa is real but for the entirety of someone’s life.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@SocialistMMA You don’t fucking understand. A 2nd generation Italian American read lines off a script, had unlimited retakes, pretended to be a badass, so it must mean Al Pacino is like at all the time.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@ILoveAppleJuicc @Icookedem @girlsbian_ @Acyofastora We don’t view woman like that, just disgusting mutated humanoids like you.

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@AnoneySFWtan @N3DrGonzo I literally used to do that.

I would watch PBS Kids cartoons in the morning and South Park, Simpsons, or Family Guy in the evening when I was 10.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@triichomes @_Tyrone___

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@bruh_zerrz @schizohealer Just call those words “tranny terms”. Made up language used to justify their delusions.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@NBA__Courtside Those ARE real fans stupid.

Why the fuck would a non die hard fan wait for the Spurs bus 2 hours after the game ends just to egg them? That takes too much effort to do for fair weather fans.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@mcgonagle88 Boston fans will call an outfielder a n*gger or smear shit on your walls but wouldn’t stomp on you.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@LakeShowYo Gonna be seeing the first 3 seconds of this clip a lot in the future.

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@BronGotGame The revenue from one Knicks Finals home game has to be higher than the state GDP of West Virginia.

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@KotaTHH Because these are mentally unwell bottom of the barrel human waste. They might not be bad people but their interests and appearance alone is enough to look at them with disgust and empathy.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@HaliVisi0n And the spoiled ass Spurs fans who saw their team win 50-60 games a season for 15 years with 4 titles do?

Please help me understand why the poor poor Spurs fans deserve it more?

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@baincales @Snowmannequin Stay in, watch goy slop, play video games, order DoorDash, and troon out.

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@OrangeWoodGBO @OnyourMarc1 @DanClarkSports Boston

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@FoolOfD What does this even mean? Are they looking for someone they think is gonna be fun to talk to for 8 hours a day or someone who likes to go out for drinks.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@FoolOfD Watching Africans who immigrated to western European countries, biracial Americans, and players from former Yugoslavian countries go at it has to written in the Talmud.

[JakeFromSpankBang @JakeFromSB]

@Lamarmv3x @lockedupjb Yes they are lmao

You think some fair weather fan is risking jail time over a team they somewhat fuck with?

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@OTCSucio It’s the finals and their bumbass franchise hasn’t won shit in 50 years. Completely understandable. I’m surprised none smashed a window.

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@Yorishiriamori @JoeLongBalls Y’all don’t know how OP King DeDeDe’s side step was in Smash Bros Brawl.

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@510sVeryOwn @gingrsnapz EVERYONE on this app apparently is way too good to shop at places like FoodMaxx, Walmart, Grocery Outlet, etc…