Jake guempel

Sjv'16|BU'20 25 volleyball and basketball belong to the drinking class

[Jake guempel @Jakeg42]

@stoolpresidente He forgot his password

[Jake guempel @Jakeg42]

I love @barstoolsports bar, I love this company and I love @stoolpresidente

[Jake guempel @Jakeg42]

Nfl sleeping on @C_Vaughn22

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Who is the biggest fraud in the NFL?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

AJ Brown fantasy owners walking into work on Monday

[Jake guempel @Jakeg42]

@POTUS get outta Monmouth county you’re fuckin up traffic

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

Thoughts on Deshaun Watson and 6 games

[Tucker Carlson @TuckerCarlson]

So Biden has Covid. Yesterday he told us he has cancer. Tomorrow, it could be monkeypox. If you or someone you know has recently had unsafe sex with Joe Biden, please seek precautionary medical attention. God knows what you might have picked up.

https://t.co/i4RppQFznu

[RAW EGG NATIONALIST @Babygravy9]

My God, we fucked up so bad.

[Mecole Hardman Jr. @MecoleHardman4]

Well …

[Jake guempel @Jakeg42]

@YouTube the video of ray rice bouncing his girlfriend’s head off an elevator wall passes your community guidelines but not a podcast of President Trump?

[SJV Lady Lancers Basketball @SJVLadyLancers]

*ANNOUNCEMENT* - THE BIG GAME IS ON! Mark your calendars in advance - 🎥 livestream will be sent when we have it. Come out or tune in as two nationally ranked teams battle it out on 2/20/22 @UAwilmington! 🇺🇸3 vs 🇺🇸1 #letsgo @sjvcoach @SJVHS_Athletics @pero_zoe @SJVHS

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Somebody get Stetson Bennett a damn water

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Ticketmaster be like:

Concert ticket: $40
Venue fee: 21.32
Access fee $18.32
Paperless transmission fee: $12.03
Fee Fee: $8.84
Fi Fo Fum: $3.43
Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01
Might as well fee: $1.89
WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38
Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00

[Jake guempel @Jakeg42]

@NJGov @Jack4NJ @FoxNews 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

[SJV Volleyball @SJVHSvball]

For our parents in the stands. For our friends who cheer us on. For our coaches who push us. For our school who we represent with pride. But mostly for us. WE DID IT!

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

BREAKING: Cam Newton agrees to a 2-year deal with Bishop Sycamore, per source

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Here ya go

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Ryan Fitzpatrick may be retiring after next season, and to be eligible for the Pro Football Hall of Fame, you need to have made at least one Pro Bowl.

So we better vote FitzMagic into the Pro Bowl next year!