Jake

Professional scratch-off lottery ticket player since 2019.

[Jake @JakeGotPressure]

How is it that a country like Haiti doesn’t allow birthright citizenship (not like anyone wants to go there to give birth anyways) but we allow all immigrants from Haiti etc. to have anchor babies in the US🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[kj @BABYSP5DA]

“The Miz”

[Jake @JakeGotPressure]

I hate retards that see cops on the highway and slow down below the speed limit. Buncha fuckin queers

[G 🇯🇲 @RubbBandGrant]

I been trying to get closer to God but sometimes you gotta call these bitch ass niggas a faggot.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Love to Schnee it!

A grand slam gets us right back in it!

#GuardsBall | #VoteGuards

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[MLB @MLB]

Brayan Rocchio gets the @CLEGuardians out of a jam with an UNREAL double play 🤯

[Richard “Beebo” Russell @proverbs_14_23]

My grandfather stormed the beaches of Normandy. I once asked him what kept them pushing uphill and into the meat grinder, what kept them fighting? His answer absolutely floored me.

“We wanted Hatians to sell fake Gucci at the train station.”

[Jake @JakeGotPressure]

@GTAVI_Countdown Shits more secure than Cayo Perico

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[Cayde.wav @caydeplanet]

Here’s an oil painting I made of Raft Wars

[Mesh🇧🇧 @rahsh33m]

A manatee done swam up to the function 😂

[Freedom 250 @Freedom250]

101-year-old World War II veteran Don Graves — the last surviving flamethrower operator from his battalion, which fought on Iwo Jima — sings “God Bless America” at the National Memorial Day Parade.

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Uhh, holy nuke.

#GuardsBall

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Angel Martínez is working towards a Gold Glove.

#GuardsBall

[Palmetto State Armory @palmettoarmory]

In 1954, the U.S. government handed Harrington & Richardson a contract to build 500 rifles that could change American military history. The T48, an American-made version of the legendary Belgian FAL.

The FAL went on to be carried by over 90 countries and earned a nickname that says everything: "The Right Arm of the Free World."
The H&R T48 never got its moment. Until now.

H&R is bringing back the T48. Faithful to the original H&R-produced trial rifles, built with the craftsmanship the name has always demanded.
This is the rifle H&R built for America. Now it's built for you.

[TDHBXG @TDHBXG]

Translation: "Me and the boys up here are getting so much pape, im actually having trouble sleeping with how badly we're robbing you niggas".

[Cleveland Guardians @CleGuardians]

Bazz crushes another one and finally gets a homer for it.

#GuardsBall

[Champagne Joshi @JoshWalkos]

Look how friendly they are.