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I guess I just care to much #usmcvet

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Drank 15 bud light plattys in 100 minutes last night. Only thing I remember is sitting at a dinner table with Jesus Christ discussing my sins over a fresh caught tuna and wine. When I came to I realized I was talking to my poster of Dale Earnthart Sr

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[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Drank 15 bud light plattys in 100 minutes last night. Only thing I remember is sitting at a dinner table with Jesus Christ discussing my sins over a fresh caught tuna and wine. When I came to I realized I was talking to my poster of Dale Earnthart Sr

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Was Morgan wallen in GB last night? I couldn’t tell

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

I’m still wondering which dipshit in my family lineage got to this dump of a state and said “ yup, this is it, Wisconsin is the place”

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

@drewleech

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

The boys and myself drank over 20 something Coronas at the tavern for darts tonight. Vacation starts now

[Glenn Howerton @GlennHowerton]

This makes me very happy.

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

It’s the fastest who gets paid and the fastest who gets laid

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Daytona baby!!!

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

@richardskulll

[cocks rifle @ilovetopiss]

my dad's stupid bitch gf is here i don't think she knows how to read

[pen @pensyl_]

when one of these pulled up you KNOW yo ass was going to school 😂😂😂

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

The ATF boutta bust my ass for how my NyQuil I just drank #offtherope

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

I’d rather have every variant of covid gangbanging my immune system than whatever this shit is that I got right now

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Gonna need a new tv by the time this quarantine is over

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Had a few beers at my parents, walked outside and accidentally pissed all over one of the wise men decorations. Christmas is here

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

@drewleech Woof

[jacob @JakeHeuve]

Happy birthday Marines