Jake

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@barstoolsports He’s been accustomed to a certain lifestyle. He’s entitled to that money.

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

Fuck you @YahooFantasy this is evil. I woke up to see I won only to see my score go down, then I checked my iPad to see I lost by less than a point.

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@barstoolsports The skinny guys dress code

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@barstoolsports Just found out the HR derby is tonight

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@nytimes I’m glad they caught this before anyone took the vaccine

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

It’d be a good idea not to show the final score on the ticker when you’re showing a replay of a game @NBATV @espn it basically defeats the purpose

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@stoolpresidente @BFFsPod @JoshRichards Aren’t those just college kids? Don’t they look so young because you’re so old?

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@stoolpresidente @SmittyBarstool Embiid is so bad

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@barstoolsports @SmittyBarstool Lol embiid blew it. 5 straight shots and misses, flopping around. He’s garbage.

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@AdamSchefter I’m sorry for what I said but I’m not sorry for what I said

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@JulioFranko17 @celticsblog No they can’t! Boston is too racist. The state isn’t even ready for it. Jeez don’t you read the New York Times?

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

Mike Zarren has been a candidate for like 75 executive jobs and never left Boston, only for Ainge to leave and Stevens to immediately jump to the top of the org. chart, that's nasty stuff

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@wojespn @AdamSchefter They’re also trading Tatum and brown

[EG✨ @_Erin1997]

NO WAIT HOLD UP..... FRANKIE AND MARTA FROM SCHOOL OF ROCK ARE A COUPLE!!!!!! IM NOT OK

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@nytimes Like, this oppression will not stand, man

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@stoolpresidente It’s almost worth as much as people have bought! It’s such a weird dynamic, how does it work?! 😂

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@Terry05582114 @barstoolsports @spittinchiclets As long as both players agree, yes. What’s you’re terrible point here?

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@celtics @ArbellaIns @jaytatum0 Larry still the legend though

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

@celtics @ArbellaIns @jaytatum0 Should have had 61, that last foul should have been an and 1

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

You going alt roight on us? @_rone

[Jake @JakeHoehn]

Velveeta ain’t half bad