Jake House

Mainly just leftist shitposting

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

Believe it or not @ArianaGrande's mispelled tattoo actually translates to "Jokes come and go, but Swag is forever"

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

Okay I’m sorry to twist the knife, but let’s be real Taylor delivered a near Gina Marie level bad jury questions/final speech it was honestly hard to watch #BB28

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

I went all in on Rome in the Stockwatch this week and I will happily let that stock tank if we can get him out of the house. A sacrifice I’m willing to make for us all #BB28

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

Why is this Cirie and Ozzy right now #Survivor50

[Mike Bloom @AMikeBloomType]

It's only fitting that Chrissy tragically gets given a last-minute twist and loses the game again thanks to a man named Ben #Survivor50

[Carter Wilkerson @carterjwm]

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

What hurts the most is if there was just ONE gamer picked to be traitor @robcesternino would’ve never even gotten close to elimination until the finale #TheTraitors

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

It honestly is so heartbreaking this happened because if you really love these shows @robcesternino really is the heart and soul of the reality tv community. He’s truly the superfans champion and seeing him leave so early is truly painful #TheTraitors

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

Oh okay so this season is basically survivor game changers with this horrendous boot order #TheTraitors

[Big Brother Daily @BB_Updates]

RT if you want Ashley to win Big Brother 27 #BB27

[evelyn @drivinatninety]

politicians use the word communist in the same way middle-school boys use the word gay

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If you’re calling for civility in a time when fascism is overtaking the country then you are on the side of the fascists

[Jasmine('s boobs hurt) @Ranting_Trans]

"I would kill 100 people to save my kids."

Okay, would you read a scientific study about how essential vaccines are? Or is your parenting limited to just acts of made up and gratuitous violence?

[Pharaoh🤴🏿💜♠️ @BBpharaoh]

None of the final nominees were able to play the HOH competition btw… #BB27

[Rob Cesternino 🛎 @robcesternino]

REALITY TV EXECUTIVE ORDER EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY #BB27

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

To be clear, even if this happened to Kelley or Keanu, we would all still be upset and calling it the worst twist in BB history #BB27

[Jake House @JakeHouseJokes]

I wish I was exaggerating when I say that being a Big Brother super fan is like being in an abusive relationship

We’ve been consistently beaten down and punished for almost a decade, but because we remember how great things used to be we hang on and still refuse to let go #BB27

[karyl 🧀 @miragedgame]

"Saying rachel hid behind me is like saying the sun hid behind the moon" #bb27

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My grandpa would have been 98-years-old today if he hadn’t double crossed me