Jake Johnson

Romans 1:16 | Aggie building a fast(ish) Corvette | President of the Texas A&M Sports Car Club #TAMU20

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Roddy: what’re you doing
Me: not much, pulling heads
Roddy: wait what

No encounter describes me better

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Well, add this to the list of intersections I plan to avoid at all costs

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

@pumpkinking39 2 days after mine were removed I had a burger for lunch and pizza for dinner. Rest is for the weak

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

@Mike_Ambro9 You’ll notice every time you say something like that to me, I never deny it.

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

When I came to visit freshman year, you told me not to park under the carport because I don’t live there anymore

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

I can’t even get rid of you by living in cstat

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

To everyone trying to get ahold of me in the last 24 hours...
I dropped a transmission on my phone. That is all

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Ladies and gentlemen

The C4 lives

No more misfire

No loss of power

Words can't express how vicious this thing is nor how proud I am

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

"What's your major?"

"MMET"

...

"What's that" https://t.co/Hx3GkbSsmE

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Finally discovered my mystery misfire I've been chasing.

Wait for it...
Cylinders 5 and 7 spark plug wires were flipped.

...

I'm stupid

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

@pumpkinking39 I'm deeply confused

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Does it know how close I am to lighting it on fire? Because if it did maybe it would STOP MISFIRING

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

First meeting with my new group of officers tonight. Really impressed with the enthusiasm. Expect big things from TAMSCC this year!

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Nothing is more infuriating than a labor of love that does nothing but fight you every step of the way

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

@ssam2k nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Didn't think it was possible for something to be relaxing and infuriating at the same time. Then I bought the corvette.

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

@ssam2k Why tho

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

@pumpkinking39 I swear cstat yellow lights last longer than everywhere else. I run red lights all the time back home because I'm so used to cstat timing

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

I am now president of the Texas A&M Sports Car Club! This is gonna be good

[Jake Johnson @JakeJohnson6812]

Brennan: some guy in lab asked me if I knew a guy who blew up his Corvette engine awhile back.

My legend has spread