👑 Sir Pettington 👑

I'm Jacob Kehm and I'm the king of petty 💁🏻‍♂️

[56Vans @56_vans]

I could’ve just sized them down but oh well 🤷🏻‍♀️ #DoItLikeThat #Sims4 #youtubegaming #gaming #LGBTQ

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

“I have a conceal carry because I can conceal a rocket launcher”
#justpsychthings #quote

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

*6am*
Pt: can I have some tea with sugar?
M: you can with breakfast at 8am
Pt: well fuck you I won’t have any at all!
M: uhhh ok sounds good fam 👌🏻
These people really be wildin out here for no reason.

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

@KeatonPatti @claire2baire I’m so dead 😂

[BLACK mixed w/ BLACK @black_mixed]

You’ve survived 100% of the days you’d thought would destroy you.

Keep going.

[kiway🫧 @kihoodrich]

bra im weakkkkkkk

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

College for real will break you down till you’re a shell of a human and then smash what’s rest of you with a hammer. #college

[tiff @egg2yung]

Due to personal reasons I will be deleting my canvas student account. I just feel like I need to clear my head from social media and that is a huge source of negativity in my life.

[Garnett @JGarnett_98]

This was the best wasted drink ever #muggled

[𝓓. @sheisheriamshe]

if you live for other people’s acceptance you will die from their rejection.

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

Why don’t liquor stores have finals speacials for college students? #finals #drank

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

Just had a 30 minute cry sesh in my car between classes at college. I’m not having fun... #college #nothavingfun

[👑 Sir Pettington 👑 @JakeKehm]

Philosophy. Stay woke. #philosophy #myheadhurts

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Is it too early in the semester for a mental breakdown