Jake Kennon

The Spindle-Legged Stork from Devonshire

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I'd consider myself a morning person, but once breakfast is over I'm really more of a lunch person. That is until dinner of course

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@Slival_ Pick a character with big ass normals.

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@Slival_ Rad af! Who’s the artist 👀?

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Flashbacks being done in a different art style 🤌

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@chimichungass But did you play the multiplayer?

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The real map where beef was settled

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We are currently understaffed tonight Ebenezer Scrooge so we’re just gonna skip to your future so you can see how messed up it is

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When is soccer gonna adopt the foghorn that hockey uses every time there’s a goal?

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Stories that open with the protagonist stoically pushing through snowfall 🤌

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I don’t care what the subject is, I ain’t gonna watch a video of someone talking to their phone. Write an essay damn

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@sirsammc Move over baby shoes, new horrific phrase just dropped

[sam @krogermagi]

I seldom use tiktok anymore but my entire algorithm is chinese guys BELTING on their porch with a beer in hand and they have me targeted with laser precision. Fucking love this guy and this song.

[Fiction | 69% Apparel @FictionIRL]

Melee mental "tier list"

pretty silly but also accurate in a lot of cases LOL. Could probably make this better but 😂🤷‍♂️

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Gonna become a genie and open up a laundromat called Wishy Washy

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The person who invented the piñata saw a wasp nest and thought "What if it wasn't awful to break open?"

[The Reasonable Man @slime_machine]

security eating my confiscated bag of pistachios in front of me like fucking batman henchmen

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What? Scrub Daddy 😃 is evolving!

😃🫥😃🫥😃🫥😠🫥😠🫥😠

Scrub Daddy evolved into Abrasive Father 😠

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@Slival_ Roomba lookin ass movement

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Me: A staunch environmentalist

Also me: A whale oil lantern is the coolest vibe possible