Jake Koenigsberg

Bricks and Mortar

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@bradyberman Yesirrr

[AF Post @AFpost]

Tom Brady and Snoop Dogg star in new commercial to tackle “anti-Semitism.”

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[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

Driver was off the rack. Turns out they don’t do breakfast balls at Pebble 😂

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@bradyberman That’s an @AGlabman conversation 🔒

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@OpenAI For what reason are you unable to accurately know what the date is??

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@evanlazarus_ This tweet didn’t age well. RIP

[Eastbound & Down @KennyPowers]

THE PITCH IS BACK. 2024.⚾ #Eastbound

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Pack in some cool today. It’s steamy

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

must be nice

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@bradyberman @GlenOaksClub If you felt the need to tweet the score it’s 🧢 🧢

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13.1 ✔️✔️ Feeling like Tiger in the early 2000’s

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@TheWeekndGolfer @evanlazarus_

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Starbucks this morning was bumping 20 Min by Uzi. Happy Sunday 🙏🔥

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The second most prestigious green jacket has to be the @PatOBriensbar wait staff fit

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Eating shishito peppers is the equivalent of playing Russian Roulette. You never know if you will be hit with the spice or not until it’s too late. Digest with caution

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For all the subway sleepers: is there an app or something that wakes you up at your stop that I don’t know about or do you just eventually wake up and be like “dang I missed my stop” ?? 💭 💤

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Who are you taking in the AI battle. Elon or Zuckerberg?? As I am writing this on his platform, I will say Elon 🤖 🧠

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Was feeling good this morning. Walked into Juice Press. I said “Lettuce turnip the beet”. Got a free juice. Happy Saturday

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@rogerh1596 That’s what initially caused my frustration

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The PATH is chipssss

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Penn Station Sushi…