Jacob Major

USU

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

I think a powerful Halloween costume idea would be playing off the concept of Maverick and Goose - but instead of dressing up as pilots, one person dresses up as a maverick gas station employee, and the other person dresses up in a goose suit.

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

One of my favorite perks of having roommates/sharing a bathroom is when your roommate brings home a new body wash and you basically get a free demo

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

I’ve been recently reminded of the physical toll guitar hero takes on your left hand

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Just finished my first hot boy walk, feeling unstoppable

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

I want to redact my prior tweet as I have just discovered 15 nuggets in my box compared to the 8 I ordered.

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Just had a chick fil a employee tell me “for sure” instead of “my pleasure” after I thanked him. Like, what the fuq is that all about?

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

@krenzby Terrible take

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Found myself lurking a little bit more lately. Perhaps the comeback story isn’t finished

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Might come back to Twitter, might not, idk

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

I did not

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Doge Barking at the Moon

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

She said it was either her or dogecoin. So I sold my wife and bought more $DOGE.

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

@BrockHalling @USUBasketball Not your best

[Collin Heaps @HeapsofLuv]

When in doubt, whip it out #heapsoflove #heapsofadvice

[Utah State University @USUAggies]

🚨 BY POPULAR DEMAND, if this gets 1,000 retweets by midnight on Friday, we'll change our profile picture to this for finals week. #USUAggies #AggiesAllTheWay

[Thomas @tlee4free]

Wow, new season of Game of Thrones looks amazing

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Feels.

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Well everybody, this is my last tweet, stay tuned cause come January 2017 I'm gonna throw out some fresh new tweets! #calledtoserve

[Jacob Major @JakeMajor03]

Also it starts at 1!