Jake Murphy

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@showerdaily I told my dad to buy a bidet, his response

*while pointing at the sink* weve got one right there

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

*having serious conversation with mackenzie*

Mackenzie: "look my hands make a 7!"

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@showerdaily @bridgetdagenais @DirtyMikeG Im laughing like a child right now

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@showerdaily @cloakzy @DirtyMikeG @GingerInTheMist Wow

[Josh Lewenberg @JLew1050]

I don't usually do this, but I have strong feelings on the subject. Here are my thoughts on how DeMar DeRozan is taking the news of his trade:

[Casually Explained @CasuallyE]

I'm grateful to be a citizen of and resident in one of the most amazing countries in the world. Today that country turned 151. Happy bday America-Lite.

#CanadaDay

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@Claudio_GSN @scrowder

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@jamiegermond I know, they have more depressing videos about the universe going dark, it's so sad

[You @BASED_Bhari]

Brown shoes wit a black belt .. sir this is a crime . The authorities have been notified https://t.co/95ZHprlFWo

[Randalltime @RandallTime]

If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@DirtyMikeG @showerdaily @smbrwn Or he's not a friend...hmmmmm

[ae @audieeckert]

69,696 retweets and I will ride my bike to san francisco with just a tent and the clothes on my back.

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@DirtyMikeG @showerdaily OTP >> Olive Garden

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

@NickManlow If I can make someone's day a little better or a little more positive that's all that matters to me 🤷🏿‍♂️

[Jake Murphy @JakeMurphy3]

You can't change the beginning, but you can start from where you are and change the ending