Things Jake Says

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

“I love you even though there’s poop inside of you sometimes”

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

"Hey wanna be my queen of a tiny country?" #wtf

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

"Schmee is the one who lost his marbles" #nojake #smeenotschmee

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

"Just dropped a lot of sandwich in my pants. It's gonna be there a while.." #carl #lunchatthetheatre

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

"These are my dragon thighs"

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

Hey ya sweat bag! Wait, no, I'd never call you a sweat bag.

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

I think I fall in love a new barista everyday #coffeelove #theyrealwayssobeautiful

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

Floor floor floor floor ice cream on the floor! #doingmything

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

Man, Shrek is gonna have me swamped! ...wait he lives in a swamp? #jakeprobs #idontgetthereferences

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

I just work here, I don't get the references. #theatreprobs #jakeprobs #notatheatreperson

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

Squirrelle 3 be poopin', I mean poppin.

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

See, but without social media what will I do with the picture of my sandwich?

[Things Jake Says @Jakenewthings]

Peanut butter monster, he'll get you.