Jake Nocon

Let's go Padres!

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@elonmusk 🔥

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

Shocker! 🤯 Actually, the SAT Was Necessary After All - The Atlantic https://t.co/JHPCAj5bEw

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@usanewshq It’s all relative

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

FSD V14 is incredible! Kudos to the Tesla team for making the future of transportation available today!

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@cstanley We really need to analyze in what cases the productivity gains surpass the cost of use.

[Padres Burner @Padres_Burner69]

“One day soon, the baseball gods will smile on the San Diego Padres, and we will have a parade." - Peter Seidler 🤎💛

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

The @Padres in the last week:

4/9: walkoff grand slam by Bogaerts
4/10: walkoff 3-run HR by Sheets
4/15: walkoff 2-run double by Merrill

They're the first MLB team with 3 multi-run walkoff XBH in a span of 7 days or less since the 1975 World Champion Reds (June 27-30).

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

I did not think it was possible to have any more disdain for ALL politicians. Then I went to the airport this morning. What a joke.

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@interesting_aIl @Tesla this sounds like a challenge!

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@BBGreatMoments 100% of capacity. LFGSD

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

This is fantastic.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Just for clarity…

it doesn’t.

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

⁦@robotaxi⁩ will fix this! https://t.co/btn1eQuusn

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

I cannot wait for @Tesla Robotaxi to launch in San Diego. The customer experience in a Robotaxi is amazing. Legacy ride share is too expensive, too often is unsafe, and frankly just feels outdated. Ready for the future to come to SoCal.

[ダルビッシュ有(Yu Darvish) @faridyu]

コンビニで「パパだ！」と子供達が騒いでいたので見ると契約していただいているカゴメのアーモンドブリーズでした。
サンディエゴには送っていただいていましたが実際に販売されているのは初めて見ました。
子供達が凄く喜んでいて感謝です。
しっかり購入し朝のスムージーに入れました😊

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@AnnieAgar

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

Starlink makes United WiFi wicked fast!

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

This is the way. https://t.co/pvyvybkolw

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

On the journey to peak stupid, we have to be getting close to the summit.

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

Here’s why Tesla’s New Model Y is the best electric car I’ve driven - Stuff UK https://t.co/hlfD6I8OIg

[Jake Nocon @JakeNocon]

@PadFathers619 To this point in the game, the Cubs just seem to want it more.