Jake Oberg

mostly retweets / EMT

[parks @parkersity_9]

Unfortunately the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services

You can rent it for $2.99 though

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Wemby every time a Thunder guard fronts him

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

Ghislaine Maxwell is in prison for 20 years for sex trafficking kids with Epstein

And the DOJ and FBI just said that there is no client list, he didn’t blackmail nobody, and nobody else is getting charged

So they sex trafficked kids to nobody??

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

Teams when they trade with the Bulls and kings

[remilutionary remist ||| 🇹🇭🚩 @RedemocracyTH]

Instead of this format where dumb people and opinions gets over-represented we should have a jubilee video where 20 climate scientists bully a climate change denier until they cry.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: The Dallas Mavericks are trading Luka Doncic, Maxi Kleber and Markieff Morris to the Los Angeles Lakers for Anthony Davis, Max Christie and a 2029 first-round pick, sources tell ESPN. Three-team deal that includes Utah.

[Empire Of Lies @berningman16]

"Americans like Private Insurance"?

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

“I was wondering what would break first… Your spirit, or your body.”

~ Jordan Mailata busting out Bane quotes mid game lmao

The greatest trash talk ever. A mad man.

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Your reminder that churches don’t pay taxes because they are supposedly spending their money to help their communities through things like food banks, shelters and after-school programs.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Today we remember the legacy of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson

[Dylan Kidman @arianapologist]

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[Calenta @NBAPaint1]

Bron retirement just gonna be Adam Silver, AD, Wade, Jeanie, Gloria, Savannah, and Bronny all waiting for him in his living room intervention style when he returns home from practice in 2027.

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

this went in

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Jamal Crawford really PERFECTLY predicted Luka's game-winner before it happened 🤯

(via @NBAonTNT)
https://t.co/gYUzGRm4t6

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Here’s the TNT Overtime angle with everything Luka said, including a “let’s go mother f**ker. you cant fucking guard me.”

[ChungusAmongUs @J___D___I]

LMPD today

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

drake linking with his ghostwriters like