Ted Nü-Djent 🏴

Every ambitious move is a gamble. Guitar player, cat dad, kicked a football in college. Stream ⬇️ @koilosofficial

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Universal Studios this weekend and all I can think about is Harry Potter world. Maybe I am just another insufferable millennial

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Fate has found me at a Depeche Mode/The Cure tribute band show. Why does everyone keep staring at me?

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I’m old when I get excited about my new credit card in the mail

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MGK did a song with Fred Durst and didn’t even give Fred a full verse of his own. Come on man ☹️

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@HenryMorgan3721 Best small city in Florida. Fastest growing city for people 25-35 in the state and one of the fastest growing airports in the country.

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I keep getting invited to country bars since moving to FL

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@DekmarTrades @ScottieAllen99 I live in that area and lived last year at a brand new apartment complex in Lakewood Ranch. The development is insane and you’ll see every state license plate. It’s one of the top multi-generational communities in the country. Anything built will sell.

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Drank mushroom coffee for the first time. I feel better than normal coffee but I’ll admit it tastes wretched

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I went to a bar this past Friday and a random dude asked where I was from because I was dressed way out of place for this specific bar.

When I told him I was from Indiana, he got everyone in the bar (lot of people wearing Miami apparel) to boo me.

Hoosiers must win tonight 🏈

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@westerosies Yeah that’s a terrible storyline, I’m glad it got scrapped. Could’ve done a team up show with Gendry and even that would’ve been much better

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Second time this week I’ve been assumed to be a California transplant 🙃

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In a turn of events I may be playing bass in a country band

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@salemvex 🐐 song

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No more dating below my (newly increased) tax bracket

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I can’t stop singing the Charlie Kirk song in my head 😂

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Stepped foot in a church for the first time since college today

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A beautiful Brazilian woman told me I looked like Tom Hiddleston tonight and then let me drive her tesla around and mansplain Portuguese-Brazilian colonialism to her. I love Florida

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I have a bulimic cat. I just sat here and watched her gorge herself for almost 10 minutes on her kibble, knowing what was coming next. Not even a few minutes later, throws it up undigested and just walks away like nothing happened. I guess she really is a young girl.

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@Daedra Happy birthday!

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@BlightYoakam I Prevail, Wage War, From Ashes to New ��