Jake Parsons

so apparently im in uni now. whats that all about

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@bbuk Gina needs her own show! She's hilarious and I could watch her all day. Gina to win!! #ohmygosh

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@bbuk Sam is the only genuine housemate and stays out of the silly drama. Do it for Wales Sam!! #BBUK

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@bbuk everyone thinks Sophie is amazing but I've seen moist sponges with more interesting personalities!

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@AmyLouiseBall2 omg it is. My phone pocket dials anyone it wants! Apparently background chat sounds like "Call Amy Ball" hahah xxxx

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@MRaymondJames My friend is in love with u + a tweet from you to me would make her v. jealous which would be VERY funny. Please/to x :D

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@mraymondjames Hi. My friend is in love with u + a tweet from you to me would make her v. jealous which would be VERY funny. Please/thanks x

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@mraymondjames Hi. My friend is in love with u + a tweet from you to me would make her v. jealous which would be VERY funny. Please/thanks!x

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@MRaymondJames Hi. My friend is in love with u + a tweet from you to me would make her v. jealous which would be VERY funny. Please/thanks!

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@jessicafayfox @carriejdav SAY NO.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"If it wasn't for humans taking care of them, I'm sure Chihuahuas would be extinct by now." - Karl Pilkington

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

Hey guys come to my party it's gonna be really cool my dads gonna play the music out the back of his skoda...hey guys where are you going!?

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@AmyLouiseBall2 done Sharon's, just starting Mandy's this second! How's yours?

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

Who needs a child or pet to adorn my love on when I now have a OnePiece?

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@RosieMay86 obviously! Send my love to Laura and put some pics of house on fb! :D

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

Fuck off rain, I have things to do today that do not involve looking like an otter! ☔

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@RosieMay86 also why haven't I seen you in 500 years? 😭

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@RosieMay86 ill be in gatwick at 1am tonight!! What you doing there? X

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

Austria here we come! ❄⛄

[Jake Parsons @JakeParsons]

@estiedeackes so in your case.. Alex and james?