JAKE PERALTA.

FUNNY, INTELLIGENT, WITTY.

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

ON SUNDAY, JULY 20, 1969, NEAL ARMSTRONG, BUZZ ALDRIN, MIKE COLLINS, AND THOUSANDS OF SUPPORT PEOPLE AT N.A.S.A. ACCOMPLISHED THE MOON LANDING. TAKE A MOMENT TO CONSIDER WHAT THESE FANTASTIC PEOPLE ACCOMPLISHED. GOD BLESS THEM ALL!

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@TimothyMil21353 @ABC7Chicago GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

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@Policykook @DemocraticWins @BaddCompani Then we should have fucking left Iran alone, you stupid jagoff !

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@DougNCris1 @patrickwnTX @JohnCornyn @NRA @GunOwners @TXGunRights @gunpolicy No, you are just stupid.

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@DougNCris1 @patrickwnTX @JohnCornyn @NRA @GunOwners @TXGunRights @gunpolicy No, you're just stupid.

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

Just about NOW, 3:15 P.M., Friday, May 25, 1979 , Flight 191 crashed and killed all 271 people on it, and 2 people on the ground.

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

Trump wants to build a transatlantic tunnel, between London and New York, and name it after himself!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

@FDemPoliticians @ABC Stick your fucking Second Amendment up your ass, you Nazi piece of shit!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

GOD BLESS THE CREW OF ARTEMIS 2.

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

TO ALL WHO READ THIS:
HAPPY EASTER!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

IF IT'S A.I. - IT'S A LIE!
WRITE THAT DOWN.

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

@FFT1776 No.

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@GrandDaughterX I NEVER DID!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

HE CAN KICK YOUR ASS, EVEN IN DEATH!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

Don't forget to set your clocks back, one hour!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

@officer_Lew Bullshit. Never happened.

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

@Keithgross @RepSwalwell No, it won't. You're just too fucking stupid to realize that.

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TO ALL WHO READ THIS:
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

[JAKE PERALTA. @JAKEPER87542015]

Fifty years ago, today, on Monday, November 10, 1975 the cargo ship, Edmund Fitzgerald, sank in Lake Superior, killing all 29 men on board. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a great song about it.