jakEpotatoes

Takeout Food With Attitude! Open Mon-Sat: 11am-8pm. 610-759-0146

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⚠️ ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️ ⚠️The image below has been reported to cause rumbling of the stomach, salivating oral glands, and severe cases of complete and utter joy.

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Hump Day cant come fast enough!
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Today’s Soup...New England Clam! Enjoy a cup for $3.25 or enjoy it with a panini and drink for $9.75!

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Call for BALLS!!!!

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the great thing about potatoes is they won’t leave you on read because they can’t use phones

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Potatoes are to the JÄK as mitochondria are to the cell...

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that moment when you think a t-Rex is walking towards you but really it’s just your stomach grumbling and growling for a #8 with beef

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For those who were wondering, The potato is a perennial plant of the Solanaceae. Totally tuberler!

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don’t hate on the potato just because it tastes good. also keep an eye out for some changing hours 👀👀

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hey you. yea you. are you hungry? of course you are. ......so then wyd son go get some potatoes and maybe a sandwich I mean come on treat yoself

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im a potato @Nat_Miller19 how would I know https://t.co/zYECYNjXtj

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@JakEpotatoes is water wet?

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So you’ve got a hankering for some JakE Potatoes but you’re nowhere near and now you’ve got to settle for something underwhelming. Tweet us your awful eats using #tweetyourawfuleats and we’ll mourn with you.

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potatoes are asexual meaning they don’t have dads so if anyone is looking to adopt a spud just hit us up cuz we got many potatoes looking to treat a father real nice today

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Hey Joe, the 80s called. They want you back. It’s time for the Sloppy JÄK! See you soon my spuds...

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@dburnnzz not to toot our own horn but

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Arby’s may have the meat but idk im pretty sure we have the beef

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a dating app for potatoes but call it Tater. you’re welcome

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“BOOM”

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T-1 Hour!

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Rita’s in Nazareth. 11:00 tomorrow. The journey begins. The only question is as follows: Will you be there?