Jake Reuben

Some call me Donald. Orlando, FL. Frostburg Adumbni

[Jake Reuben @JakeReub]

Came on twitter just to say this has been a goat off season and dreamers 3 is dope

[Jake Reuben @JakeReub]

I finally reset my twitter password so here’s my annual tweet

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Anney says that if I can get 1000 RTs we can have our wedding at the @tacobell in Las Vegas. Please RT for me!

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A lot of fucking nerds out here #spellingbee

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Maryland vacation in 20 days. I'm deadass gonna be drunk the whole I'm hype

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The hospitality industry can pretty much be summed up to getting bitched at by guests for something you have no control over.

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I only get on Twitter to look at my pictures and remind myself to stop acting like a fucking clown.

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It's a shame that Post's album was released the same day as Cole, for a debut album shit's actually really good.

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@Andrew_M_errill I know I'm setting you up, but yes doodlebob

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@Andrew_M_errill this gonna be an every week thing?

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Probably overly personal, but I explain myself pretty clearly so feel free to read it https://t.co/MUhzGnnsvI

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@PatrickNCahill Lmao they changed the wines

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@Andrew_M_errill Fuck you haha

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My articles up, appreciate y'all taking a look https://t.co/wzshVsDeEh

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@EddieMerrill @Andrew_M_errill @MikesPeter skynard are you fucking kidding me

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Fuck Kylie Jenner I've been putting eggs and butter in my Ramen for years

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Update on my manager, he's still thinks it's funny to ask me to ring him up a reuben. Do you manage or is you job to make shitty puns bruh

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Manager pulls me aside and deadass looks at me all seriously and says 'if you don't believe in aliens you're retarded' dude why

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@raa_raa_rachael it's lit though

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@raa_raa_rachael yo where you moving though