Jacob Rohloff

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[Friday Beers @Friday_Beers]

My 93yo grandma when the Benihana's chef tosses her a shrimp:

[Bark🪵 @stammebark]

Listen to the Finnish 🇫🇮 commentators lose their minds on Helenius' golden goal winner! 🤣

Gold returns to the Nordics🏆

[son of nurhaci @aisingioron]

For no particular reason at all, Magistrate Judge Elayna J. Youchah deemed it acceptable for a foreign agent to develop bioweapons on American soil

[Built in Buffalo @BuiltInBuffalo_]

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: The Sabres are pushing to lock up both Zach Benson and Bowen Byram long-term! 👀

(H/T Elliotte Friedman)
#Sabres | #Sabrehood | #LetsGoBuffalo

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Democracy is a delusion. This seat was bought and paid for by AIPAC.

[Shadow of Ezra @ShadowofEzra]

Thomas Massie says he has the entire Israeli establishment panicking as AIPAC reportedly dumps another emergency $3 million into the race to save his opponent.

Massie says the deployment of Pete Hegseth is a desperate move and claims President Trump is “losing sleep” over the race.

“They’re panicked and haven’t been able to gain a lead in this race.”

[Murray Rothbard @MurraySuggests]

Speaker: “For what purpose does the gentleman seek recognition?”

“Mr. Speaker, I came here to make sure our republic doesn’t die by unanimous consent in an empty chamber, and I request a recorded vote.”
-Thomas Massie 2020

Never forget.

[Thomas Massie for Congress @MassieforKY]

Here’s my POSITIVE ad for the FINAL week. This one’s a minute long because I had too much to say to fit into thirty seconds! Let me know what you think. If you like it and want to help me broadcast it, please chip in here: https://t.co/r10M5btnhD

[Mike Bundt @Mike_Bundt]

One thing that’s frustrating me lately is everyone thinking Zach Benson is just a rat that gets positive results because of his effort.

He’s also extremely talented. That’s how he became a 13th overall pick that went straight to the NHL from juniors during his draft year.

Yes, he works his ass off BUT his vision, passing and anticipation are off the charts!

[Pubity @pubity]

A never-before-seen owl has been found in the USA.

While snowy owls are known for their white feathers, this owl, nicknamed "Rusty" by locals, has an unexplained reddish-orange appearance.

[War Doll @thewardoll]

@pubity Protect this creature at all costs.
Tell no one when he was spotted.
Let him soar the skies in peace.

Just send us a photo every now and then so we know he's okay.

[Louis vil LeGun @LouisvilleGun]

DEAR LORD, the ballistic gel test is horrifying.

In unrelated news you can get steel collets like this for 30 cents a piece if you order more than 200

[The Charging Buffalo @TheChargingBUF]

Round 2 Benny loading... 😈

[Gregory K Bovino @GregoryKBovino]

@TheMagaHulk Show us the numbers then, pardner. Show us this genius mass deportation effort that’s apparently going on behind the scenes. This ought to be interesting

[Genny Cream Male @COAbrah_]

Maybe Benson slewfoots McAvoy because McAvoy elbowed Doan's head into the glass full speed? Just an observation.

[The Sabre Report @TheSabreReport]

THE 2ND ROUND MATCHUP IS SET 🚨

SABRES VS CANADIENS.

FIRST MEETING IN THE PLAYOFFS BETWEEN THESE TWO TEAMS SINCE 1998. 🍿

[Brian McDonald @BrianMcDonaldIE]

That’s why Robert Maxwell got the classic Soviet farewell: burial on the Mount of Olives in Jerusalem, with Israeli state officials and Mossad chiefs in attendance.

Textbook KGB.

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Whit has dubbed the people of Buffalo the greatest people in the United States of America 🇺🇸

[Anti-Boomer @mapleblooded]

Tonight the Boston Bruins are playing the Buffalo Sabres in Buffalo.

Two American teams.

Buffalo always has someone sing both National Anthems before their games.

When the microphone cut out the crowd took over.

This is how our American friends treat us. With respect.

This is what being classy looks like. Canadians can learn something.

[Tom Hennessy @Tomhennessey69]

The wall never happened in Trump’s first term.
Then: “Vote for me again and we’ll do mass deportations.”
Then: “Wait, we need this $3.4T spending bill first… then we’ll really do mass deportations.”
Then: “We need illegals for hotels.”

Now: “Deportations are messy, I can’t.”