Jake Juarez

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Easter Sunday with the family was great and I got chocolate wasted with my little niece. Good times.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Hey @JimCarrey I seen all the lovely tweets you've been sent and I say, FUCK all those pieces shit. Oh and Happy Easter Jim.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Arms and chest are so sore, I can't even masturbate. Can I get some help over here?

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Thank you Chicago Bulls for ending the Heats street. Showing the Heat who's #BOSS

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Early am cardio is complete. Time for breakfast with the family.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

@Jelissabby red beans and rice since I didn't get my chicken and mole today.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

@Jelissabby You need a run and I got the runs. Not good...

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Happy Birthday @NateKMontgomery keep up the good work. Proud of you.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

The one good thing about dating a fat guy is, the only thing I'll cheat on is my diet.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Early am workout with my son was great. I got my ass kicked and it feels good.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Two of my favorite people @Jelissabby and @palmballs15 to hang with and fuck shit up with. #goodtimes

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

@Jelissabby joey @palmballs15 is the shit. He is the real deal.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Sunday fun day. If I offend you today it's probably cause you deserve it fuckers. Time for church.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

I woke up this morning with glow sticks, whip cream and a jock strap on. I hope I had fun last night. Oh shit, there's pictures... not good!

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I can be a jerk at times but they ask for it.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

She told me I was her first lesbian experience. #thathurt

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Just finished adding the new @jtimberlake album to my sexy play list. Now if I could only dance like him, damn she'd love that.

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

I hate it when, immediately after you take a shower you have to shit. Back to the shower...

[Jake Juarez @Jakers72]

Another sleepless and restless night. I can't stop thinking of you, I miss you so much. Your memory will always live in me. RIP Twinkie