Turd Ferguson

Ummmm follow your dreams.. Yeah!

[Turd Ferguson @Jakeschady]

Good morning tell the homies you love them

[Dakota Pennington @DP3___]

Happy Dave Week

[I am above the government @SpoonPencil]

Let's settle this once and for all 😤 RT if you are Jake Schamel, like if you are not Jake Schamel.

[kev mahserejian @RotoSurgeon]

twitter when there’s a notable cheating scandal

[Jebediah @itsJebediah]

BREAKING

Carlie Irsay is rumored to have offered a package to Iran to end the war.

[SAUCE GARDNER @iamSauceGardner]

should I lock Alec Pierce in my basement and force him to sign the contract papers?

[Dakota Pennington @DP3___]

2026 is Gibbel’s year

[Colts Enjoyer @TheColtsEnjoyer]

Bro whoever created this deserves prison time

[Edge @SomethingEra2]

Welp theres your Madden 27 cover

[BIG BETA SENSEI🥛 @Chad_Hominem_]

Piping hot Pho transporting micro plastics directly into my bloodstream

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

I’ll never forget where I was when Drake Maye led a gutsy 6-point comeback over the Panthers with 55 minutes left

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Started reading the tweet. of course they’re the most efficient this seaso…. Oh

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

this sentence was never meant to be said

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Assessing the damage I did to my body this weekend

[duchovny! @DAlgonquin]

your english teacher and your gym teacher are getting married 🧨

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

Seven years ago today, Mac Miller’s Tiny Desk performance was released

R.I.P 🕊️

[Sean Morton @seany_mcbuckets]

The roof is open, Jim.

[Mack @kenzietuff]

Lord of the Rings on cable is insane.

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

Man this a specific ass number. This yo half of the rent LMFAOOOO

[// @aggzzx]

His recognition of the moment and facial expressions are elite, he has that generational ability to create a skit out of nowhere