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1st Pillar of TPIs. Content creator, Aspiring Writer, Actor, Singer.

I say cool stuff sometimes...

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

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[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@_Enotik_4 Luz: (looks to Hunter) Hey! That girl over there...is she single?

Hunter: (smirking) She has a girlfriend.

Luz: Aw, DANG IT!

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

We're back! Oh my god, we are SO back!

I thought I had left...I said I had moved on...I lied! I never thought we were getting more!

Inject this shit into my VEINS! I am SO ready!!!

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@JPyro0898 Angel LITERALLY said a few episodes earlier that “sorry” loses its meaning after a while.

ROSIE told Charlie that words are cheap, but actions speak the truth.

Both are showcased here.

[Rob Cesternino 🛎 @robcesternino]

REALITY TV EXECUTIVE ORDER EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY #BB27

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

Still not using twitter anymore, but I gotta brag for a second. Met a legend tonight! @EthanZohn #survivorfinale

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@TylerKieftTV Save it for the show, man. 😂

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

Just an FYI for everyone, I'm leaving.

I'm done with this app, with the barrage of negativity, and frankly, this is something I should've done ages ago.

I'm on bluesky now: https://t.co/B2WRiNZvHO
(follow if you want)

Peace out Twitter, and fuck you Elon.

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

How? Genuinely...how?

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@tomgrossicomedy HIS POWER

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@krg8s YES!!! I'VE BEEN CALLING HER WALDO FOR WEEKS!!!

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

That...that...was a game...holy crap I'm exhausted.

Relieved and VERY exhausted. #OnePride

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@TylerKieftTV I NEVER LOST FAITH! Anything I said in the first quarter doesn't matter now! I NEVER LOST FAITH!!!

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

Honestly, me too! If you're genuinely all smiles when you're voted out, that's fine, but if you're mad, BE MAD! It's a game for a million dollars!

[Alex @alexadd]

I’m not sure if this is a controversial take but I love when there isn’t any love shown when getting voted out….you betrayed me, I’m upset, I’m sure we’ll be fine in the future but RIGHT NOW…..IM PISSED!
#Survivor #Survivor47

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

HE LIVES!!! MY BOY LIVES!!!!

[JAY YT:Jmaster2930 KNICKS 2026 CHAMPS! @Jayyoshi1]

JANKIE IS BACK! LOL 😂 @CBSBigBrother #BB26

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@BB_Updates OH MY GOD

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@TylerKieftTV I looked away for ten minutes, and LOOK what happened…

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

@DiscussingFilm Please say sike…

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

If this season’s taught me anything, it’s this…

If you want to become a podcast sensation, wait until AFTER you go on Survivor. 😂 #Survivor47

[Your Humble Narrator @JakeSchaf]

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