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Jerpent the Serpent. Unserious content only.

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Leon Black brought the ruckus to Epstein Island? Uh oh

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🇺🇸⚡- Jeffrey Epstein, in an email to former attorney Kathy Ruemmler, proposes "girls" to Chairman of Palantir Peter Thiel, former CIA Director and Ambassador to Russia William Burns, Former UK Prime Minister Gordon Brown, former Norwegian Prime Minister Thorbjorn Jagland, former Mongolian President Tsakhiagiin Elbegdorj, among others, including Emirati, Indian and Qatari officials.

Ruemmler served as Obama's Deputy Council during both of his Presidential terms.

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@ZohranKMamdani what say you?

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Need to know Eric Adams’ plan to break up the Teksupport monopoly

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Parents cancelled YouTubeTV (thanks ESPN!) and have reverted back to cable. Got me feeling like the poor kid at school

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@CityDeskNYC Yeaaaa I ain’t reading all that. I just wanna go to circoloco without needing to take out a loan

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Need to know Eric Adams’ plan to break up the Teksupport monopoly

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@Johnfis08605918 Big John we need you in NYC. First pint on me. Bosh

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@dancingastro @Lane8music RT brother. Holding out hope it’s Daniel’s remix but not expecting that to be the case. Not enough ppl talking about the ID with the visuals of flickering plants. Gotta be a TNH track.

See you at Red Rocks🫡

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13 year old me, 5 foot 2 and white as hell blasting Watch The Throne on my iTouch:

hahaha yeah, WHO is gonna stop a guy like me😈😤

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@RapSheet @MikeGarafolo @TomPelissero Would literally rather have Zander Horvath as rb1…what are we doing here

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@ChargersGifs @chargers @BSBoze Brb spreading more hate because you’re touting his religion as a reason to overlook the front offices inactivity in FA

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@dancingastro I was dead center about 8-10 people back from the front, also had earplugs in which helped somewhat. Oddly enough I was all the way left at the rail for the last ~20 minutes and didn’t have the same issue there

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NYC rental brokers have the most fake job of all fake jobs. Cannot wait for AI to put these bozos on welfare

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Bodied my quota for the quarter in minutes. Kier would be proud.

https://t.co/6GXl8d8RHD

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I would be soooo good at refining metadata

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wow, amazing #severance pop up at Grand Central

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Immediately screaming and shitting my pants when I see a scary number

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Suddam Hussein hiding spot

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We are in the poop century

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I wonder if joe left him a super watery floater

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Trump’s first dump back in the White House after 4 years probably hit so hard